101 Blonde Jokes

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I went to blockbusters last night and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever.
The blonde at the counter said, "NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!"


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Q: What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
A: Spot.


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Why do blondes pour water on the keyboard?

To surf the web!


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Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
A: A visitor.


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Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"


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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.


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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."


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2 blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would've seen it.

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Caution - driver legally blonde!

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What do blondes and computers have in common?

You don't really appreciate them until they go down on you.
What do blondes and computers have in common?

You don't really appreciate them until they go down on you.


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