101 Chat Up Lines

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When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive to me.
When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive to me.

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If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.


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I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

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I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

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Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

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Is your name Google?

(Why?)

Because you have exactly what I'm looking for!

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Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

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You've been naughty go to your room, but if you want to be naughtier go to mine.


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Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

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I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

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I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?

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Baby you know this shit isn't USB 2.0..it's firewire!

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Do you work for UPS or ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!

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I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

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