101 Elephant Jokes

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Reading the instruction manual for that elephant you bought when you were drunk. We've all been there.
Reading the instruction manual for that elephant you bought when you were drunk. We've all been there.

Memes,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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The first elephant
The first elephant

Woolly Mammoth Jokes,  Shaving Jokes,  
    
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a lady bug?

Oh no! Run! A giant lady bug is eating the city! Ahhhhhh!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a lady bug?

Oh no! Run! A giant lady bug is eating the city! Ahhhhhh!


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Why are you crying?

The elephant is dead.

Was he your pet?

No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.
Why are you crying?

The elephant is dead.

Was he your pet?

No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  
    
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

Elephant Puns,  Funny Animals Jokes For Kids  
    
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a gopher?

Some really big holes in the back yard.


Ant And Elephant Jokes,  Good Clean Joke  
    
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Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!

Elephant Ant Jokes,  Funniest Kid Jokes  
    
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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed? Out of the way!

Elephant Ant Jokes,  Funniest Kid Jokes  
    
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How do you raise a baby elephant? With a fork lift truck

Ant And Elephant Jokes,  Elephant Jokes For Kids,  
    
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How do you know that peanuts are fattening? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

Elephant Jokes For Kids,  Peanut Jokes  
    
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

Silly Sayings,  Mouse Jokes,  Funny Political Sayings  
    
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!


Elephant Jokes For Kids,  Funny Elephant Jokes  
    
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What do you get when you mix a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks

Elephant Jokes For Kids,  Funny Elephant Jokes  
    
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Dude! Just give him back the peanut!
Dude! Just give him back the peanut!

Peanut Jokes,  Funny Animal Pictures With Captions  
    
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What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet


Elephant Jokes For Kids,  Airplane Jokes  
    
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