101 One Liners

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A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe.

Chicken Jokes,  Car Puns,  Amazing One Liners  
    
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What did the farmer say when he forgot the corn?
AW SHUCKS!

Old Farmer Jokes,  Farm Jokes For Kids,  
    
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What do you give a lemon when it is sick?
Lemon-aid!

Lemon Jokes,  Kid Jokes One Liners,  Jokes For 5 Year Olds  
    
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A shotgun is an exhausted rifle.

Gun Puns,  Gun Jokes,  Great One Liner Jokes  
    
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Historians have extra-century perception.

History Jokes,  Pun Jokes,  Amazing Jokes One Liners  
    
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Some clockmakers are normal, but others are a little cuckoo.

Clock Jokes,  Best Puns,  Puns For Kids,  
    
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Masks have no face value!

Pun Jokes,  Clean Humor,  Funny 1 Liners,  
    
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Why should a fish know its weight?
Because it has scales!

Fish Jokes For Kids,  Funny Fish Jokes,  
    
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The inept psychic attempted clairvoyance but just couldn't get intuit.

Jokes About Psychics,  Psychic Jokes,  
    
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A plastic surgeon who specializes in breast implants is a front end manager.

Surgeon Jokes,  Breast Implant Jokes,  
    
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Why did the boy put the snowball under his pillow?

To dream about a winter wonderland!

Winter Jokes For Kids,  Winter Jokes,  Comedy Jokes For Kids  
    
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When I went to the International Club, I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. I told her I was very sari.

Coffee Humor,  Sorry Jokes,  Cheeky One Liners  
    
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I tinted my hair today. It was the highlight of my day.

Hair Puns,  Clean Humor,  Funny Hair Stylist Jokes,  
    
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I went to Cairo, but I don't remember if I saw the river or not. I wonder if I am senile.

Egypt Jokes,  Free Jokes One Liners  
    
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A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated!

Knitting Puns,  Best Clean Joke Ever,  
    
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