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What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

Mad Jokes, Bat Humor, Bat Jokes,

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Q: Whats in the middle of nowhere?

A: The letter H.

Wordplay Jokes, Play On Word Jokes,

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Q: You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?

A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.

Drawing Jokes, Joke Questions And Answers

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You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick?

Wait until you see mine!

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Hey baby, wanna play lion?

You go kneel down right there and I'll throw you my meat.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

ECLIPSE IT!

Moon Jokes, Hair Puns, Joke A Day,

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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide?

He didn't even leave a note.

Music Puns, Funny Suicide Jokes,

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Q: What's Musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.

Musical Puns, Supermarket Jokes,

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Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle?

A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Ufo Jokes, Food Jokes, Joke A Day,

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Q. How is Health insurance just like a hospital gown.

A. You only think you're covered.

Hospital Jokes, Insurance Jokes, Healthcare Jokes

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side

Santa Claus Jokes, Running Puns,

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"Can you tell me of my wife's wherabouts?" he asked of the family servant.

Bridget hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Faith, to tell ye the truth, I really belave they're in the wash."

Good Wife Jokes, Service Jokes,

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Did you hear about the German prostitute who asked to be paid in marks instead of dollars?

They all gave her six out of ten!

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Q: What do you call an epileptic cow?

A: Beef jerky.

Cow Jokes, Beef Puns, Best Puns,

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Why is Saddam Hussein a wimp?

Because Saddam spelt backwards is MADD AS!

Saddam Hussein Jokes, Mad Jokes,

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