3 Year Old Jokes

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When a 3 year old asks you to get in her tent You get in the tent
When a 3 year old asks you to get in her tent

You get in the tent

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I can't wait to meet the nonliving expanding lump of cells in your tummy. Said no 3 yr old ever
I can't wait to meet the nonliving expanding lump of cells in your tummy.

Said no 3 yr old ever

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What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

No, thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What do you get when you cross a basketball player and a groundhog?

Six more weeks of basketball season.

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Patient: Doctor, I have a weak back.

Doctor: Oh really? When did you start to notice it?

Patient: About a week back.

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Was playing hide and seek with my 3 year old nephew. He came into the room where I was, scanned the entire area and left. This was my hiding spot.
Was playing hide and seek with my 3 year old nephew. He came into the room where I was, scanned the entire area and left. This was my hiding spot.

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What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?
I'm all ears!

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How many Dads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to go to the store five times to get the right kind!

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Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I have to write an essay on an elephant."

Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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What has eight legs and eight eyes?

(Eight pirates!)

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

(Real rocks are too heavy!)

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Why do dolphins have two eyes?

So they can see underwater!

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What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

A stamp.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

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Gg: Dft
dsad: asdasdas
aali: aaliyah
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

A: One! After that its not empty!

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