35th Birthday Jokes

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I'm 35 but I still feel like I'm 25... until I hang out with 25 year olds. Then I'm like nope never mind I'm 35. 

Happy Birthday.
I'm 35 but I still feel like I'm 25... until I hang out with 25 year olds. Then I'm like nope never mind I'm 35.

Happy Birthday.


Old Age Humor,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  
    
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35

By your age, Madonna had 32 top 10 singles, William Shakespeare had written 23 plays & Roger Federer had won 17 grand slam titles. 

Still, there's always next year, huh?
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By your age, Madonna had 32 top 10 singles, William Shakespeare had written 23 plays & Roger Federer had won 17 grand slam titles.

Still, there's always next year, huh?


Birthday Insults,  Madonna Jokes,  
    
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I'm so sorry you're getting so old
I'm so sorry you're getting so old

Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  Sorry Notes,  
    
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I know the adequate gift for your 35th birthday is jade, but since the only thing I can afford is this e-card, I painted it green.
I know the adequate gift for your 35th birthday is jade, but since the only thing I can afford is this e-card, I painted it green.

Free Funny Birthday Ecards,  Cute Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Petrified about turning 35?
Petrified about turning 35?

Funniest Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Card,  
    
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I'm too sexy to be 35
I'm too sexy to be 35

Birthday Humor,  Birthday Jokes For Men,  
    
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Did you see how many candles were on her cake!
Did you see how many candles were on her cake!

Funny Birthday Jokes For Women,  50th Birthday Jokes For Women,  
    
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Ye be 35?

Shiver me timbers!
Ye be 35?

Shiver me timbers!


Pirate Jokes,  Cheesy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Can I talk to you about 

Birthday money
Can I talk to you about

Birthday money


Money Jokes One Liners,  Short Funny Birthday Jokes,  
    
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It took 35 years to look this good
It took 35 years to look this good

Short Old Age Jokes,  Getting Older Jokes,  
    
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I've got a lot to crow about!
35

I've got a lot to crow about!


Rooster Jokes,  Funny Birthday Thoughts,  
    
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35th birthday

In dog years I'm dead!
35th birthday

In dog years I'm dead!


Silly Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Joke,  
    
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This psychic sock monkey told me today is your 35th birthday...

Say what?
This psychic sock monkey told me today is your 35th birthday...

Say what?


Monkey Jokes One Liners,  Psychic Jokes,  
    
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I've decided I'm not old. 

I'm 25 plus shipping and handling!
I've decided I'm not old.

I'm 25 plus shipping and handling!


Funny 30th Birthday Sayings,  29th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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