40 Year Old Jokes

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40 years and still hotter than all these candles.

Happy Birthday
40 years and still hotter than all these candles.

Happy Birthday


Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Birthday Wishes To Friends,  
    
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Happy 40th birthday!

Enjoy your colonoscopy! And your prostate exam! And your complimentary ED prescription auto-refill program!
Happy 40th birthday!

Enjoy your colonoscopy! And your prostate exam! And your complimentary ED prescription auto-refill program!


Jokes On Getting Older,  Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Body Health Jokes,  
    
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When ya homie that's almost 40 asks you to hit the club with him

Yea, thats gunna be a no for me dog
When ya homie that's almost 40 asks you to hit the club with him

Yea, thats gunna be a no for me dog


American Idol Jokes,  Club Memes,  
    
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Happy 39th Birthday, for what I'm fairly certain is the "first" time. Like, 39 for real and not 39 again.
Happy 39th Birthday, for what I'm fairly certain is the "first" time. Like, 39 for real and not 39 again.

39th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes,  
    
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Happy 39th Birthday to the world's best sister. From the only little sister on the planet who can keep a secret.
Happy 39th Birthday to the world's best sister. From the only little sister on the planet who can keep a secret.

39th Birthday Jokes,  Secret Jokes,  
    
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Your 39th birthday actually begins your 40th year on earth.

You're welcome.
Your 39th birthday actually begins your 40th year on earth.

You're welcome.


39th Birthday Jokes,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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turning 40?

i'm getting too old for this
turning 40?

i'm getting too old for this


Danny Glover Meme,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you're 40, have a 94 passer rating, and are still undefeated
When you're 40, have a 94 passer rating, and are still undefeated

Memes,  Nfl Memes,  
    
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I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!
I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!

Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  Funny 40th Birthday Sayings,  
    
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that moment when you turn 40 

and realize you're still smooth as f#@k
that moment when you turn 40

and realize you're still smooth as f#@k


Memes,  Don Draper Meme,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  
    
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Life doesn't being at 40

It begins to show
Life doesn't being at 40

It begins to show


Funny Jokes,  Birthday 40th Birthday Quotes,  40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy 40th BIRTHDAY!

Wow, 40 years old. If this were the 1700's, you'd be dead.
Happy 40th BIRTHDAY!

Wow, 40 years old. If this were the 1700's, you'd be dead.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet!
The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet!

Funny Jokes,  Funny 40th Birthday Sayings,  
    
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Keep

Calm

You're 

Only

40
KAPPITS (2)
Lena: dsf
ROOLIE: 40
Keep

Calm

You're

Only

40


Funny Jokes,  Keep Calm Jokes,  Funny Birthday Posters,  
    
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