40 Year Old Jokes

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Why do all people over the age of 40 have that phone case that opens like a book
Why do all people over the age of 40 have that phone case that opens like a book

Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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that married by 30 looking real 45ish
that married by 30 looking real 45ish

Memes,  Marriage Jokes One Liners,  30 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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45 year old white ladies in Mexican restaurants after saying gracias to the waiter
45 year old white ladies in Mexican restaurants after saying gracias to the waiter

Memes,  White Girl Jokes,  
    
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Happy 40th birthday! Enjoy your colonoscopy! And your prostate exam! And your complimentary ED prescription auto-refill program!
KAPPITS (2)
Tim: Happy birthday
Happy birthday

Tim: Enjoy your birthday
Happy 40th birthday!

Enjoy your colonoscopy! And your prostate exam! And your complimentary ED prescription auto-refill program!

Jokes On Getting Older,  Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Body Health Jokes,  
    
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40 years and still hotter than all these candles. Happy Birthday
40 years and still hotter than all these candles.

Happy Birthday

Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Birthday Wishes To Friends,  
    
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Cheers to 40 Years
Cheers to

40

Years

Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Birthday 40th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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When ya homie that's almost 40 asks you to hit the club with him Yea, thats gunna be a no for me dog
When ya homie that's almost 40 asks you to hit the club with him

Yea, thats gunna be a no for me dog

American Idol Jokes,  Club Memes,  
    
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Happy 39th Birthday, for what I'm fairly certain is the "first" time. Like, 39 for real and not 39 again.
Happy 39th Birthday, for what I'm fairly certain is the "first" time. Like, 39 for real and not 39 again.

39th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Wishes,  
    
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Happy 39th Birthday to the world's best sister. From the only little sister on the planet who can keep a secret.
Happy 39th Birthday to the world's best sister. From the only little sister on the planet who can keep a secret.

39th Birthday Jokes,  Secret Jokes,  
    
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Your 39th birthday actually begins your 40th year on earth. You're welcome.
KAPPITS (1)
Doug: 39th borthday
39th borthday

Your 39th birthday actually begins your 40th year on earth.

You're welcome.

39th Birthday Jokes,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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turning 40? i'm getting too old for this
turning 40?

i'm getting too old for this

Danny Glover Meme,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When you're 40, have a 94 passer rating, and are still undefeated
When you're 40, have a 94 passer rating, and are still undefeated

Memes,  Nfl Memes,  
    
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I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!
I'm not 40! I'm 18 with 22 years of experience!

Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  Funny 40th Birthday Sayings,  
    
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that moment when you turn 40 and realize you're still smooth as f#@k
that moment when you turn 40

and realize you're still smooth as f#@k

Memes,  Don Draper Meme,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  
    
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Life doesn't being at 40 It begins to show
Life doesn't being at 40

It begins to show

Funny Jokes,  Birthday 40th Birthday Quotes,  40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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