40 Years Old Jokes

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40 years old jokesSo you're 40 years old and da club is off the hook right now? Tell me why you're Facebooking again?
When you’re in your 20’s and you think 40 years old your grandparents or your perverted uncle trying to holla at your friends may come to mind. If you’re in your 30's, you may see turning 40 years old as the finish line to achieve your life goals. No matter how you see it 40 years old jokes hit from all angles.

We have the funniest collection of 40 years old jokes on the Internet. Do you happen to know that is turning 40, but still trying to be “Tina Turn-up”? Are you turning 40 years old and think that makes you a senior citizen? Lighten up and get a good chuckle with our 40 years old jokes. We update regularly so be sure to come back and check out the latest ones. Kappit, rate it and share it. The most important thing we ask is that you enjoy it!
Keep calm

...and remember...

40 is the new 20
Keep calm

...and remember...

40 is the new 20


Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Keep Calm Jokes,  
    
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40 years and still hotter than all these candles.

Happy Birthday
40 years and still hotter than all these candles.

Happy Birthday


40 Year Old Jokes,  Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Birthday Wishes To Friends,  
    
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Turning 39? You're actually entering your 40th year of life. Live it up before anyone catches on.
Turning 39? You're actually entering your 40th year of life. Live it up before anyone catches on.

39th Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Quotes Funny,  Short Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy 39th birthday to moi! I am going to be this age for the rest of my life. I will not turn 40! I will not turn 40!
Happy 39th birthday to moi! I am going to be this age for the rest of my life. I will not turn 40! I will not turn 40!

39th Birthday Jokes,  Getting Older Humor,  
    
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Fred are you sure about this

Yes I'm sure there's a 40 year old unmarried woman living over here she will treat us like gods
Fred are you sure about this

Yes I'm sure there's a 40 year old unmarried woman living over here she will treat us like gods


Cat Lady Memes,  Cat Lady Jokes,  Funny Cat Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Now you are 40
You'll need much more guidance
As you grow older
Don't worry about temptations
Seductions will avoid you

Happy Birthday
Now you are 40
You'll need much more guidance
As you grow older
Don't worry about temptations
Seductions will avoid you

Happy Birthday


Funny 40th Birthday Sayings,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend,  
    
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I'm not 40

I'm only 39.95 plus tax
I'm not 40

I'm only 39.95 plus tax


Corny Birthday Jokes,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  
    
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All my friends are getting married

I guess I'm just at that age where people give up
All my friends are getting married

I guess I'm just at that age where people give up


Funny Jokes,  Funny Being Single Quotes,  Funny English Quotes,  
    
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As a kid this was comparable to going to an aquarium
As a kid this was comparable to going to an aquarium

Funny Jokes,  Sea Life Jokes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Inside every 40 year old body is a 20 year old wondering what happened?
KAPPITS (2)
Alex y leticia: Pásatelo muy bien y recuérdalo siempre ( yo tengo pelo y tu eres una vieja calva)
Alex y leticia: Pika te deseamos un feliz cumpleaños desde Leeds nos hubiera gustado estar allí contigo
Inside every 40 year old body is a 20 year old wondering what happened?

Funny Jokes,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  
    
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when you hit 40, mulasking just means you can sneeze and pee at the same time.
when you hit 40, mulasking just means you can sneeze and pee at the same time.

Funny Quotes,  Jokes For 40 Year Olds,  
    
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"once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for , one for wine, one for cheese, and one for ccolate."

- gina barreca
"once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for , one for wine, one for cheese, and one for ccolate."

- gina barreca


Funny Quotes,  Funny Wine Jokes,  Best Cheese Jokes,  
    
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40 Memes for your 40th birthday?

Challenge accepted
40 Memes for your 40th birthday?

Challenge accepted


Meme,  Funny 40th Birthday Wishes,  
    
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I've just entered into 40's and still look like 20's

Bazinga !!!
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Shelly: Happy birthday
I've just entered into 40's and still look like 20's

Bazinga !!!


Meme,  40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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