5 Year Old Jokes

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The apple invasion of Earth

Take me to your teacher
The apple invasion of Earth

Take me to your teacher


Funny Jokes,  Alien Puns,  Apple Jokes,  
    
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Why is basketball the grossest sport?

The players dribble all over the court.


Little Kid Jokes,  Basketball Jokes For Kids,  Basketball Jokes,  
    
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Colin: Oh no! It's a run home!

Caitlin: Don't you mean home run?

Colin: No, I mean run home. You hit the ball through the neighbor's window.


Little Kid Jokes,  Baseball Jokes For Kids,  Baseball Puns,  
    
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Why did the woman take her computer to a chiropractor?

To fix a slipped disk.


Little Kid Jokes,  Back Jokes,  Jokes For Kindergarten Children,  
    
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Patient: Doctor, I have a weak back.

Doctor: Oh really? When did you start to notice it?

Patient: About a week back.


Back Jokes,  Back Hurts Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes,  3 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when..

a 5 year-old is prettier than you
That awkward moment when..

a 5 year-old is prettier than you


Awkward Moment Meme,  Funny Cute Joke,  Pretty Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you call a lizard that sings for Bad Boy Records?

A: A Rap-tile!


Lizard Jokes,  Funny Rap Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes,  Lizard Puns,  
    
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Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?

To stay away from the nuts on the ground!


Squirrel Puns,  Riddles And Jokes,  Jokes And Riddles For Children,  
    
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What does a kitten become after it's three days old?

Four days old!


Funny Kitten Jokes,  Jokes And Riddles,  Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrple


Cat Jokes For Kids,  Dog And Cat Jokes,  Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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What man do men always take off their hats?
The barber!


Barber Shop Jokes,  Barber Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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How many Dads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to go to the store five times to get the right kind!


Good Dad Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes,  Light Bulbs Jokes,  3 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I have to write an essay on an elephant."

Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."


Kiddy Jokes,  Kiddy Humor,  Little Kid Jokes,  3 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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What do computers eat when they get hungry?

Chips.


Kid Riddles,  School Appropriate Jokes,  Jokes For Little Kids,  
    
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Why do giraffes have long necks?

So they don't smell there stinky feet.


Young Kid Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes,  Funny Facts About Animals,  
    
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