50 Year Old Jokes

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50 comes with new skills.... You can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!
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Muntoo: Have a good one
50 comes with new skills....

You can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!

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Oh hey, I just turned 40 Aaaaaand now I'm 50
Oh hey, I just turned 40

Aaaaaand now I'm 50

And Its Gone Meme,  50th Birthday Jokes,  Getting Older Jokes,  
    
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How to stay Goth past 50
How to stay Goth past 50

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Looks 22 Feels 18 Acts 10 That makes me 50
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Cards: Gg
Looks 22

Feels 18

Acts 10

That makes me 50

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It's true... life begins at 50. But everything else starts to burn out, spread out, or fall out.
It's true... life begins at 50. But everything else starts to burn out, spread out, or fall out.

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Maybe it's true life begins at 50 but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out!
Maybe it's true life begins at 50 but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out!

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Marv: Happy Birthday!
You know you're 50 when...

Getting high means it's time to take your blood pressure medication.

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However old you are is the new 30.
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Sonny: The numbers are in! 50>30, 60>35, 70>40 sonnys life expectancy 50 really 90!
Sonny: Im 30, facebook confirms this, look for yourself then if you dont believe me!
However old you are is the new 30.

Old Age Jokes,  Funny Old Age Jokes,  Ecard Humor,  40 Year Old Jokes,  
    
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At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn't wiped your memory bank.

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Sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. The only difference is Im not into all that freakin Cirque de Soleil stuff because Im as flexible as a two-by-four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.

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dc: dc
You are not 50, just 49.95, plus tax.

Your So Old Jokes,  Old People Humor,  Turning 50 Jokes,  
    
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There are numerous advantages in being fifty - just ask any eighty year old!!!

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You know you're 50 when you spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.

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At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

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At 50 you no longer have hot flashes, you have power surges!

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