60 Years Old Jokes

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"where do you see yourself in 60 years?"
"where do you see yourself in 60 years?"

Memes,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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Funny Driving Quotes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you, 

If you live past your 60's, you'll probably get uglier and fatter too
What if I told you,

If you live past your 60's, you'll probably get uglier and fatter too


Memes,  What If I Told You Matrix (theme),  Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  
    
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3 rules of getting older

never p a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart
3 rules of getting older

never p a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart


Old Fart Jokes,  50 Years Old Jokes,  70th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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At 60 you can still chase women, but only downhill.

60 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Funny Sayings For 60th Birthday,  Funny 60th Birthday Quotes  
    
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We put 60 candles on your cake, but by the time we got the last one lit, the first twenty had already burned out.

Birthday,  Cake Puns,  Funny Old People,  
    
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Turning 60 means: Your joints snap, crackle and pop more than your Rice Krispies.

60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny 60 Year Old Jokes,  Funny 60th Birthday Quotes  
    
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Elderly Jokes,  Old Man Jokes One Liners  
    
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Congrats, youre 60! Time to start yelling at the television.

Funny Tv Quotes,  Funny Sayings For 60th Birthday,  Funny 60th Birthday Quotes  
    
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Turning 60 means: No More Tank Tops. It's a rule.

Out Of Shape Jokes,  Wife Beater Jokes,  Old Jokes One Liner  
    
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Your pants creep upward as you get older. By 60 youre a pair of pants with a head.

Jokes For Old People,  Funny 60th Birthday Jokes,  Funny 60th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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Turning 60 means: Your childhood toys sell for a fortune on eBay.

Ebay Jokes,  Funny Childhood Jokes  
    
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Turning 60 means: At the gym, you mostly do squats because of how they help you in the bathroom.

Toilet Jokes One Liners,  Growing Old Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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By the time you hit 60, when someone leaves a sexy lipstick message on your mirror, your first reaction is wondering how to clean it off.

Lipstick Jokes,  Happy 60th Birthday Jokes,  Jokes For 60 Year Olds,  
    
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Turning 60 means: You wonder why the TV remote isnt working, then realize its a cordless phone.

Old Woman Joke,  Clean Old People Jokes,  Funny 60th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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