65th Birthday Jokes

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65th birthday jokes65th birthday..... In dog years you'd be dead.
By the time you arrive at your 65th birthday, you’ll probably already be a grandparent so great news your kids have probably all moved out. You’re most likely bald, toothless and full of regret. On the bright side no one is attempting to sell you life insurance and your casket is most likely already picked out.

Here we have added the best 65th birthday jokes from all across the Internet. We have taken anything popular and viral jokes we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them.

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Happy 65th birthday dad
Happy 65th birthday dad

Minion Meme,  Dad Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Turning 65 is like turning 18 in celsius!
Turning 65 is like turning 18 in celsius!

Getting Older Humor,  Old Age Jokes,  
    
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65 comes with new skills...

you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee- all at the same time!
65 comes with new skills...

you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee- all at the same time!


Funny Birthday Cake Sayings,  Maxine Jokes,  
    
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Just wanted to remind you that after today you will be closer to 80 than 50... Happy birthday and welcome to 65th St.
Just wanted to remind you that after today you will be closer to 80 than 50... Happy birthday and welcome to 65th St.

Ecards Funny,  Birthday Ecards,  
    
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Hoping you can find the strength to take yourself away from the computer for at least an hour today to celebrate your 65th birthday!
Hoping you can find the strength to take yourself away from the computer for at least an hour today to celebrate your 65th birthday!

Social Media Jokes,  Funny Computer Jokes,  
    
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Congrats!

Heard you're getting your senior citizenship this year?

Happy 65th birthday!
Congrats!

Heard you're getting your senior citizenship this year?

Happy 65th birthday!


Senior Citizen Jokes,  Lol Funny,  
    
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Happy 65th birthday!

As always, we appreciate and value your service. Here's a pin, now get yourself out the airlock!

Good luck!
Happy 65th birthday!

As always, we appreciate and value your service. Here's a pin, now get yourself out the airlock!

Good luck!


Working Life Jokes,  Hell Naw,  
    
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Your birthday it is...

Old, you have become.
Your birthday it is...

Old, you have become.


Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  Yoda Jokes,  Funny Birthday Card Quotes,  
    
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Happy birthday!

The hills are alive cause you're 65!
Happy birthday!

The hills are alive cause you're 65!


Funny Happy Birthday Memes,  Sound Of Music Meme,  
    
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It's your 65 birthday?

Enjoy your colonoscopy
It's your 65 birthday?

Enjoy your colonoscopy


Grumpy Cat Jokes,  Birthday Insults,  
    
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2015
-1950

Quick, do the math!

Happy birthday o'wise one!

( I love how sharp you are.)
2015
-1950

Quick, do the math!

Happy birthday o'wise one!

( I love how sharp you are.)


Math Humor,  Funny Happy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Just went on Google

Freddie Mercury's 65th birthday
Just went on Google

Freddie Mercury's 65th birthday


Google Jokes,  Funny Music Jokes,  
    
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In dog years I would be

455
In dog years I would be

455


Funny Dog Sayings,  Short Funny Dog Jokes,  
    
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Me 65?

I demand a recount!
Me 65?

I demand a recount!


65 Year Old Jokes,  Senior Citizen Jokes,  
    
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They say that I'm 65!

I mustache them for a re-count!
They say that I'm 65!

I mustache them for a re-count!


Mustache Puns,  Birthday Humor,  
    
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