70 Year Old Jokes

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Big hair and large print

At 70, it's the big things that matter most
Big hair and large print

At 70, it's the big things that matter most


70th Birthday Jokes,  Big Hair Jokes,  Jokes About Reading,  
    
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Two days later: 

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50 years later

Your toes look nice, Gramma. 

Thanks. I did them when I was 22.
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50 years later

Your toes look nice, Gramma.

Thanks. I did them when I was 22.


Nail Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Tell Women,  Old Women Jokes,  
    
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Snuggies

Because everyone wants to practice being 70
Snuggies

Because everyone wants to practice being 70


Demotivational Posters,  Snuggie Jokes,  
    
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Turning 70 means two things. You survived the 60's and you survived your 60's.

70th Birthday Jokes,  Old Jokes One Liners,  Old Person Birthday Jokes,  
    
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A 72 year old millionaire meets a 20 year old super model one day and after a whirlwind romance they get married. A few weeks later the millionaire see's his friend.

"Joe," his friend asked, "There is something I have been dying to know."

"What's that?" replied the millionaire.
"Well, how did you manage to persuade that beautiful young girl to marry you?"

"Oh that's easy," replied the millionaire, "I told her I was 95 years old!"


Friend Jokes,  Good Story Jokes  
    
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A 70 year old woman went to the doctor and was told that she had the vagina of a thirty year old woman.

She was so excited she went straight home and told her husband.

"What about your 70 year old arsehole though?" he said.

"The doctor didn't mention anything about you, dear!" she replied.


Doctor Puns,  Body Parts Jokes  
    
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You're so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Old Age Jokes,  60 Year Old Jokes,  70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Old People Jokes,  Old People Humor,  60 Year Old Jokes  
    
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