70th Birthday Jokes

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70 today That's twenty-one in Celsius!!!
70 today

That's twenty-one in Celsius!!!

Funny 70th Birthday Jokes,  70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Birthday 70th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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You can't be 70!! I don't believe it! But happy birthday anyhow.
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Terry: Hey Terry
You can't be 70!!

I don't believe it! But happy birthday anyhow.

70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Memes,  Birthday 70th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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70 is the new ...what was I saying?
70 is the new

...what was I saying?

Old Age Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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New and improved 70 yr old* *Please note that our 69 yr old model has been discontinued.
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Papa: Happy Birthday
New and improved 70 yr old*

*Please note that our 69 yr old model has been discontinued.

Best Old Age Jokes,  Old Age Jokes For Women,  
    
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Push'n 70 but ya still got it...!
Push'n 70 but ya still got it...!

Jokes About Being Old,  Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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"So you grew up. It was bound to happen."
"So you grew up. It was bound to happen."

Growing Old Jokes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.
Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.

Funny Bear Facts,  Quick Fire Jokes,  
    
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I'm not old 70 I'm classic
I'm not old

70

I'm classic

Old Classic Jokes,  Clean Old Age Jokes,  
    
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Happy 70th birthday mom!!! You don't look a day over 50 Bazinga!!!!
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Happy 70th birthday mom!!! You don't look a day over 50

Bazinga!!!!

70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Birthday 70th Birthday Quotes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  
    
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70 & somehow still alive!
70 & somehow still alive!

Old Man Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Jokes For Women,  
    
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I'm only 20 (+50) Years old!
I'm only 20

(+50)

Years old!

Math Birthday Jokes,  Good Birthday Jokes,  
    
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I'm not 70, I'm 69.96 Plus tax!
I'm not 70, I'm 69.96 Plus tax!

Money Jokes One Liners,  Older People Jokes,  
    
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Turning one year older used to be awesome. Used. to.
Turning one year older used to be awesome.

Used. to.

30 Years Old Jokes,  49th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy Birthday! 70 Better start slowing down!
Happy Birthday!

70

Better start slowing down!

Speeding Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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there's no need to torture yourself just because you're turning 70...
there's no need to torture yourself just because you're turning 70...

Adult Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday,  
    
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