70th Birthday Jokes

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Best Old Age Jokes,  Old Age Jokes For Women,  
    
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You can't be 70!!

I don't believe it! But happy birthday anyhow.
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Terry: Hey Terry
You can't be 70!!

I don't believe it! But happy birthday anyhow.


70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Memes,  Birthday 70th Birthday Quotes,  
    
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70 is the new

...what was I saying?
70 is the new

...what was I saying?


Old Age Birthday Jokes,  Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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I'm not old

70

I'm classic
I'm not old

70

I'm classic


Old Classic Jokes,  Clean Old Age Jokes,  
    
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"So you grew up. It was bound to happen."
"So you grew up. It was bound to happen."

Growing Old Jokes,  Getting Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Push'n 70 but ya still got it...!
Push'n 70 but ya still got it...!

Jokes About Being Old,  Old Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Money Jokes One Liners,  Older People Jokes,  
    
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Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.
Smokey bear just celebrated his 70th birthday. Smokey says he now puts out fires by waking up seven times a night and peeing on them.

Funny Bear Facts,  Quick Fire Jokes,  
    
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I'm only 20

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Years old!
I'm only 20

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Years old!


Math Birthday Jokes,  Good Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy Birthday!

70

Better start slowing down!
Happy Birthday!

70

Better start slowing down!


Speeding Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Turning one year older used to be awesome.

Used. to.
Turning one year older used to be awesome.

Used. to.


30 Years Old Jokes,  49th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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Happy 70th birthday mom!!! You don't look a day over 50

Bazinga!!!!
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Happy 70th birthday mom!!! You don't look a day over 50

Bazinga!!!!


70 Year Old Birthday Jokes,  Birthday 70th Birthday Quotes,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Women,  
    
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there's no need to torture yourself just because you're turning 70...
there's no need to torture yourself just because you're turning 70...

Adult Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday,  
    
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