It was Jim's 75th Birthday, his friends decided to give him a hooker for his Birthday.
The hooker went to his house and knocks on the door. Jim answers, she says "Hi Im your birthday present!"
A little startled, he asks "What am I supposed to do with you?"
"I'm yours for super sex" she answers.
Jim replies "Well, I'm 75 years old, so I'll just have the soup."