80 Year Old Birthday Jokes

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At your age, you no longer want to hear "You look good for your age." That's not saying much at 80.

Happy Birthday
At your age, you no longer want to hear "You look good for your age." That's not saying much at 80.

Happy Birthday


80 Year Old Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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Funny 80th Birthday Jokes,  Happy Birthday Funny Quotes,  
    
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So what if you're 80 now! It could be much worse. If you were a dog, you would be 560 years old today! Happy 80th birthday!
So what if you're 80 now! It could be much worse. If you were a dog, you would be 560 years old today! Happy 80th birthday!

80th Birthday Jokes,  Dog Birthday Wishes,  
    
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Enjoy your eighties, because you probably won't remember much of them when you're 90.

Happy Birthday
Enjoy your eighties, because you probably won't remember much of them when you're 90.

Happy Birthday


Funny Happy Birthday Wishes,  Jokes For 80 Year Olds,  
    
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 You are twice as old as a 40-year-old, which means you are twice the fun.

Happy Birthday
You are twice as old as a 40-year-old, which means you are twice the fun.

Happy Birthday


Funny Happy Birthday Quotes,  Getting Older Jokes,  
    
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Happy Birthday....It's a good thing you've had 80 years to develop your sense of humor because I'm relying on you to say something funny.
Happy Birthday....It's a good thing you've had 80 years to develop your sense of humor because I'm relying on you to say something funny.

Old People Joke,  Funny Happy Birthday Wishes,  
    
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At 80 years old your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out.
At 80 years old your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out.

Bone Jokes,  Old Person Jokes,  
    
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happy 80th birthday! you seem so young that i can nestly believe you're turning 20 for the fourth time.

Happy Birthday Funny,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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it seems like you were in your 70's just yesterday! oh wait, you were.

happy 80th birthday
it seems like you were in your 70's just yesterday! oh wait, you were.

happy 80th birthday


Happy Birthday Insults,  Funny Happy Birthday Jokes,  
    
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How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the f-word?

Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell BINGO!
How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the f-word?

Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell BINGO!


Jokes For 80 Year Olds,  Bingo Jokes,  
    
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Turning 80 means your favorite romantic song is probably now a laxative commercial.
Turning 80 means your favorite romantic song is probably now a laxative commercial.

Jokes For 80 Year Olds,  Song Jokes,  
    
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"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."
"By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it."

Memory Jokes,  Funny Old Age Jokes,  
    
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happy 80th birthday. you don't look a day over your 70th birthday, let alone a decade.
happy 80th birthday. you don't look a day over your 70th birthday, let alone a decade.

Funny Happy Birthday,  Funny Birthday Wishes,  
    
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80 years old is when you tell somebody, "I must be losing my memory" and they say, "I know, you told me yesterday."
80 years old is when you tell somebody, "I must be losing my memory" and they say, "I know, you told me yesterday."

Memory Jokes,  Elderly Jokes,  
    
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I got an iPad for my 80 birthday. Its the large print version of an iTouch.
I got an iPad for my 80 birthday. Its the large print version of an iTouch.

Ipad Jokes,  Jokes For 80 Year Olds,  
    
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