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At your age, you no longer want to hear "You look good for your age." That's not saying much at 80.
Happy Birthday
80 Year Old Birthday Jokes, Aging Jokes,
Happy Birthday
80 Year Old Birthday Jokes, Aging Jokes,
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At 80 years old your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out.
80 Year Old Birthday Jokes, Bone Jokes, Old Person Jokes,
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Funny Pictures, Jokes For 80 Year Olds, Funny 80th Birthday Jokes,
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This 80 year old woman thought she had the crabs, so she goes to the doctor.
"Doctor I think I have the crabs."
"When was the last time you had sex?" The doctor asks.
"I have never had sex. I'm still a virgin." she replied.
The doctor thought this was very strange so he told her to get on the table and he would examine her.
After the examination he said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is you don't have the crabs. The bad news is you've got fruit flies."
"Fruit flies?" asks granny.
"Yeah," says the doctor. "Your cherry rotted."
Best Doctor Jokes,
"Doctor I think I have the crabs."
"When was the last time you had sex?" The doctor asks.
"I have never had sex. I'm still a virgin." she replied.
The doctor thought this was very strange so he told her to get on the table and he would examine her.
After the examination he said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is you don't have the crabs. The bad news is you've got fruit flies."
"Fruit flies?" asks granny.
"Yeah," says the doctor. "Your cherry rotted."
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Bingo Jokes, Angry Jokes,
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . . .Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert.'
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'
25 Year Old Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes, Clean Old Age Jokes,
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Robert, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert.'
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'
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An 80 year old woman thought that she had crabs, so she went to the doctor.
"Doctor," said the woman, "I think I have crabs!"
"When was the last time you had sex?" asked the doctor.
"I have never had sex," replied the woman, "I am still a virgin!"
The doctor thought this was very odd, so he told the woman to get on the table to be examined.
After the examination the doctor said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you don't have crabs. The bad news is that you have fruit flies. Your cherry has rotted!"
Crab Puns, Best Doctor Jokes,
"Doctor," said the woman, "I think I have crabs!"
"When was the last time you had sex?" asked the doctor.
"I have never had sex," replied the woman, "I am still a virgin!"
The doctor thought this was very odd, so he told the woman to get on the table to be examined.
After the examination the doctor said, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you don't have crabs. The bad news is that you have fruit flies. Your cherry has rotted!"
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How do you get a sweet 80 year old woman to say, "FUCK!"
Get another sweet 80 year old woman to shout, "BINGO!"
Bingo Jokes
Get another sweet 80 year old woman to shout, "BINGO!"
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On day an 85 year old multi-millionaire arrived for his monthly check up and smiled when the doctor enquired about his health.
"I have never felt better," replied the old man, "I have taken an 18 year old bride, and she is pregnant. What do you think of that then?"
The doctor thought for a moment then said, "I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. One day he slept in, and in the rush he took his umbrella instead of his rifle."
"Go on doc." said the old man.
"Whe he got deep into the woods he suddenly came face to face with a huge bear. He raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. Do you know what happened then?"
"No doc, what happened?" replied the old man.
"The bear fell dead in front of him!" said the doctor.
"That's impossible," replied the old man, "Somebody else must have been doing the shooting!"
"That's what I'm getting at" said the doctor.
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"I have never felt better," replied the old man, "I have taken an 18 year old bride, and she is pregnant. What do you think of that then?"
The doctor thought for a moment then said, "I once knew a guy who was an avid hunter. One day he slept in, and in the rush he took his umbrella instead of his rifle."
"Go on doc." said the old man.
"Whe he got deep into the woods he suddenly came face to face with a huge bear. He raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. Do you know what happened then?"
"No doc, what happened?" replied the old man.
"The bear fell dead in front of him!" said the doctor.
"That's impossible," replied the old man, "Somebody else must have been doing the shooting!"
"That's what I'm getting at" said the doctor.
Old Man Joke, Doctor Jokes
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What does an eighty year old woman have between her tits that an 18 year old doesn't?
Her bellybutton!
Breast Puns, Best Woman Jokes
Her bellybutton!
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Personally, I stay away from natural foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get
Old People Jokes, Old Age One Liners, Jokes About Old Age,
Old People Jokes, Old Age One Liners, Jokes About Old Age,
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There are numerous advantages in being fifty - just ask any eighty year old!!!
50 Year Old Jokes, Short Old Age Jokes, Old Age Jokes One Liners,
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You're so old, when you were born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
80 Year Old Birthday Jokes, Old People Jokes, Birthday Funny Quotes,
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You're so old, you have a picture of Moses in your yearbook.
Old Age One Liners, Old People Jokes,
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