9 Year Old Jokes

 – 32 total
You... complete... me....
KAPPITS (1)
zoa: zaima
You... complete... me....

Puns For Kids,  Funny Puns For Kids,  Drawing Jokes,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
I have a joke about paper

Never mind, it's tearable
I have a joke about paper

Never mind, it's tearable


Funny Pictures,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Paper Pun,  
    
0%

9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook... When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.
9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook... When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

Funny Jokes,  Cool Funny Thoughts,  Funny Food For Thought  
    
0%

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.
All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.


Funny Kids Ecards,  Funny Jokes For 9 Year Olds,  Jokes About Children  
    
100%

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.


Wood Puns,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  Best Pun Jokes,  
    
0%

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Don't look now, but something between us smells.


Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  Eye Jokes,  Good Nose Jokes,  Smell Jokes,  
    
0%

Sponsored Ad
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier:
- Are you stupid? This isn't real money!
Peter:
- You're stupid. The car is not real either.


Young Kids Jokes,  Kids Riddles And Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  
    
0%

If a 9 year old is clever enough to play video games, he's smart enough to run the washing machine....

Laundry Jokes,  Chore Jokes,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
0%

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

Keeps everyone away.


Best Doctor Jokes,  Apple Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  
    
0%

What runs downhill, but never walks, and never goes uphill?

A river.


River Jokes,  Best Kids Jokes Ever,  Funniest Kids Jokes,  
    
0%

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.


Selfish Jokes,  Shrimp Jokes,  Sea Life Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  
    
0%

Q. Which rodent won the basketball game?

A. The porcupine because he had the most points.


Jokes Basketball,  Basketball Joke,  Best Kids Jokes,  
    
0%

Q. How do you buy cat food?
A. Purrr can.


Great Kids Jokes,  Good Kids Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell,  Funny Cat Facts,  
    
0%

Teacher : How do you spell "wrong"?

Bobby : R-O-N-G.

Teacher: That's wrong.

Bobby: That's what you asked for, isn't it?


Clean Kids Jokes,  Best Kids Jokes,  Kids Jokes Funny,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!