911 Jokes

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kindergartner makes 911 call after dad drives through red light i could never disown my child for being or sexually active but if i raised a snitch they have to pack their and go.
kindergartner makes 911 call after dad drives through red light

i could never disown my child for being or sexually active but if i raised a snitch they have to pack their and go.

Memes,  Snitch Jokes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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Genders are like twin towers There used to be two of them and now it's a really sensitive subject
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Genders are like twin towers

There used to be two of them and now it's a really sensitive subject

Memes,  Gender Jokes,  Building Jokes,  
    
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Mattress Company Condemned for Tasteless 9/11 Commercial and Twin Tower Sale
A Texas mattress company has sparked intense outrage after it aired a commercial promoting its Twin Tower sale"

Wtf,  Advertising Fail,  Controversial Articles,  
    
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"911 what's your emergency" cat: the red dot. it's back. "mittens is this you again?" cat: (heavy breathing) just ing get here
"911 what's your emergency"

cat: the red dot. it's back.

"mittens is this you again?"

cat: (heavy breathing) just ing get here

Memes,  Funny Cat Thoughts,  
    
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guy: o 911, there's a loud party next door and i'm tired 911: change your tampon and go back to bed lil
guy: o 911, there's a loud party next door and i'm tired

911: change your tampon and go back to bed lil

Memes,  Party Memes,  Helpdesk Jokes,  
    
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When you did 9/11 but the cool kids still don't notice you
When you did 9/11 but the cool kids still don't notice you

Memes,  Crying Jokes,  
    
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911 operator: what's the emergency? me: i'm hungover af and forgot to put water next to my bed last nite 911 operator: got u fam. sending unit over with gatorade and me: cool let urself in
911 operator: what's the emergency?

me: i'm hungover af and forgot to put water next to my bed last nite

911 operator: got u fam. sending unit over with gatorade and

me: cool let urself in

Hangover Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Alcohol Humor,  
    
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Why couldnt the blonde dial 911? She couldnt find the eleven.
Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?

She couldnt find the eleven.

Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Quick Blonde Jokes,  
    
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9:11 George W. Bush I did it lol
9:11

George W. Bush

I did it lol

Memes,  Time Jokes,  
    
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Operator: 911 what's your emergency Bush: 911 or 9/11? Operator: George is it you again?
Operator: 911 what's your emergency

Bush: 911 or 9/11?

Operator: George is it you again?

Memes,  Funny George Bush Jokes,  
    
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chicago teen arrested after calling 911 and asking "where the at?"
chicago teen arrested after calling 911 and asking "where the at?"

Funny Jokes,  Funny News Headlines,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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When the cashier says ur total is $9.11
When the cashier says ur total is $9.11

Memes,  911 Memes,  
    
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"911, what's your emergency" "i need "
"911, what's your emergency"

"i need "

Memes,  
    
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Did someone call 9-1-1?
Did someone call 9-1-1?

German Shepherd Jokes,  Police Humor,  
    
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911: whats the emergency? me:at&t turned my pne off, u the only ppl i can call. what yall doing? where the ?
911: whats the emergency?

me:at&t turned my pne off, u the only ppl i can call. what yall doing? where the ?

Memes,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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