Aardvark Jokes

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Why don't anteaters get sick?

Because they're full of anty-bodies !

Sick Jokes,  Good Jokes That Make You Laugh  
    
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What do you call a greedy ant?

An anteater !

Funny Bug Jokes,  Cute Animal Puns  
    
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Why don't anteaters get sick?

Because they are full of antibodies!

Insect Jokes For Kids,  Funny Sick Jokes  
    
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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Riddle Jokes Funny,  Giraffe Jokes,  
    
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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Dog Puns,  Good Animal Jokes  
    
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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Sailing Jokes,  Sailing Jokes One Liners  
    
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How do you define an aardvark?

Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

Silly Animal Jokes,  Animal Humor,  Funniest Joke Ever For Kids,  
    
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Where does the aardvark family always come first?

In the phone book!

Corny Jokes One Liners,  Childrens Animal Jokes  
    
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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Cannibal Jokes,  Dinner Jokes  
    
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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

Animal Jokes One Liners,  Jokes Riddles For Kids  
    
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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Stupid Animal Jokes,  Elephant Jokes For Kids  
    
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What do you call a Polish aardvark?

A Polaark!

Good Polish Jokes,  Adult Animal Jokes  
    
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What do you call a pickled aardvark?

A jarredvark!

Animal Humor,  Short Question Jokes  
    
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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Fighting Jokes,  Question Humor  
    
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What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

Kids Animal Jokes,  Ugly Jokes,  Kids Jokes One Liners  
    
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