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"My accountant says this is the best way for me to avoid paying taxes until he comes up with a better plan."
Angel Jokes, Heaven Jokes,
Angel Jokes, Heaven Jokes,
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When he comes over to do your taxes and chill and then he drops this look
Memes, Netflix And Chill Meme,
Memes, Netflix And Chill Meme,
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Accountants Best Defense: Were not boring people. We just get excited over boring things.
Boring Jokes, Accounting Jokes,
Boring Jokes, Accounting Jokes,
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When accountants are left a loan they become very debticated.
Accounting Puns, Accountant Jokes, Accounting Humor
Accounting Puns, Accountant Jokes, Accounting Humor
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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many did it take last year?
Accounting Puns, Light Bulbs Jokes, Accounting Humor,
How many did it take last year?
Accounting Puns, Light Bulbs Jokes, Accounting Humor,
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Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Cross The Road, Work Humor Jokes
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Cross The Road, Work Humor Jokes
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
Jokes About Ocd, Ocd Jokes
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
Jokes About Ocd, Ocd Jokes
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What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Problem Jokes, Funny Job Jokes
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Problem Jokes, Funny Job Jokes
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What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Tax Jokes, Accounting Puns, Accounting Humor,
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Tax Jokes, Accounting Puns, Accounting Humor,
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.
Accounting Humor, Riddles And Jokes Funny, Accounting Jokes
Those who can count and those who can't.
Accounting Humor, Riddles And Jokes Funny, Accounting Jokes
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost
Funny Job Jokes, Funny Work Jokes, Lost Jokes
Lost
Funny Job Jokes, Funny Work Jokes, Lost Jokes
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How do you know when an accountant's on holidays?
He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
Tie Jokes, Clothes Jokes, Holiday Puns,
He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
Tie Jokes, Clothes Jokes, Holiday Puns,
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What's a shy and retiring accountant?
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Retirement Jokes, Funny Question Jokes
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Retirement Jokes, Funny Question Jokes
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......
Time Jokes, Work Jokes One Liners
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......
Time Jokes, Work Jokes One Liners
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