Accountant Jokes

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You're claiming your beagle is a guard dog?

You sneaky little rat
You're claiming your beagle is a guard dog?

You sneaky little rat


Beagle Jokes,  Rat Jokes,  
    
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Retirement means your accountant now has less work, congrats!
Retirement means your accountant now has less work, congrats!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Funny Retirement Sayings,  
    
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Lawyers Jokes,  Boring Jokes,  
    
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Tax accountant

What my friends think I do

What I think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What I actually do
Tax accountant

What my friends think I do

What I think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What I actually do


Tax Jokes,  What People Think I Do,  
    
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"I'd say your first mistake was in calling him a wimpy accountant."
"I'd say your first mistake was in calling him a wimpy accountant."

Funny Web Comics,  Office Party Jokes,  
    
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okay fine...but i'll need a receipt!

when robbing an accountant
okay fine...but i'll need a receipt!

when robbing an accountant


Funny Pictures,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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Some people wonder if it isnt unusual for an accountant to become a comedian. Its unusual for a good account to become a comedian. I was a very poor accountant.

Bob Newhart Jokes,  Funny Comedian Jokes,  Best Poor Jokes  
    
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When accountants are left a loan they become very debticated.

Accounting Puns,  Accountant Jokes One Liners,  Accounting Humor  
    
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What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant!


Insect Jokes,  Cute Math Jokes,  Business Puns,  
    
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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

Prayer Jokes,  Religious Jokes One Liners  
    
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.


Self Deprecating Jokes,  Self Jokes,  
    
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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.


Economist Jokes,  Good Jokes That Make You Laugh,  Job Humor  
    
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Why do accountants make good lovers?

They're great with figures.


Lovers Jokes,  Accounting Puns  
    
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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.


Hotel Jokes,  Work Jokes One Liners  
    
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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise


Funny Jokes Laugh,  Funny Accounting Quotes  
    
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