Accountant Jokes

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You're claiming your beagle is a guard dog?

You sneaky little rat
You're claiming your beagle is a guard dog?

You sneaky little rat


Beagle Jokes,  Rat Jokes,  
    
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Retirement means your accountant now has less work, congrats!
Retirement means your accountant now has less work, congrats!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Funny Retirement Sayings,  
    
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Lawyers Jokes,  Boring Jokes,  
    
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Tax accountant

What my friends think I do

What I think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What I actually do
Tax accountant

What my friends think I do

What I think I do

What my mom thinks I do

What society thinks I do

What I actually do


Tax Jokes,  What People Think I Do,  
    
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"I'd say your first mistake was in calling him a wimpy accountant."
"I'd say your first mistake was in calling him a wimpy accountant."

Funny Web Comics,  Office Party Jokes,  
    
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okay fine...but i'll need a receipt!

when robbing an accountant
okay fine...but i'll need a receipt!

when robbing an accountant


Funny Pictures,  Robbery Jokes,  
    
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Some people wonder if it isnt unusual for an accountant to become a comedian. Its unusual for a good account to become a comedian. I was a very poor accountant.

Bob Newhart Jokes,  Funny Comedian Jokes,  Best Poor Jokes  
    
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When accountants are left a loan they become very debticated.

Accounting Puns,  Accountant Jokes One Liners,  Accounting Humor  
    
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What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant!


Insect Jokes,  Cute Math Jokes,  Business Puns,  
    
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.


Self Deprecating Jokes,  Self Jokes,  
    
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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

Prayer Jokes,  Religious Jokes One Liners  
    
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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.


Economist Jokes,  Good Jokes That Make You Laugh,  Job Humor  
    
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Why do accountants make good lovers?

They're great with figures.


Lovers Jokes,  Accounting Puns  
    
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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"

Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.


Light Bulb Jokes,  Question Humor  
    
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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise


Funny Jokes Laugh,  Funny Accounting Quotes  
    
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