Accounting Jokes

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Optimist half full

Pessimist half empty

Accountant twice as large as necessary
Optimist half full

Pessimist half empty

Accountant twice as large as necessary


Inside Joke,  Jokes With Humor,  
    
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"This is so exciting! I've never visited accounting before."
"This is so exciting! I've never visited accounting before."

Accounting Humor,  Funny Work Comics,  
    
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. 

"Doctor, I just can't get sleep at night." 

"Have you tried counting sheep?" 

"That's the problem I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

"Doctor, I just can't get sleep at night."

"Have you tried counting sheep?"

"That's the problem I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."


Free Best Jokes,  Good Clean Funny Jokes,  
    
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"Our accounting system was flawless until the boss put HIS 2 cents worth. Now all our records are off by 2 cents."
"Our accounting system was flawless until the boss put HIS 2 cents worth. Now all our records are off by 2 cents."

Funny Jokes,  Best One Liner Jokes,  
    
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What is a CPAs best pickup line?
Wow, you have a nice pair of W2s.


Chat Up Line,  Accounting Puns  
    
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How does a CPA say the F-word?
Trust Me


Accounting Puns,  Funny Accounting Sayings  
    
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Accountants Best Defense: Were not boring people. We just get excited over boring things.

Boring Jokes,  Accountant Jokes One Liners  
    
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

"Have you tried counting sheep?"

"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."


Medical Jokes,  Funny Medical Jokes,  
    
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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."

"And did he?"

"Yes, I had to sell the jeep to pay the bill."


Medical Jokes,  Funny Medical Jokes,  
    
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In order to show a profit, the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books since there is no accounting for taste.

Business Puns,  Seafood Puns,  Accounting Puns,  Accounting Humor,  
    
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The accountant enjoyed the job, figuratively speaking.

Accounting Puns,  Accounting Humor  
    
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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year?


Accounting Puns,  Accountant Jokes One Liners,  Light Bulbs Jokes,  Accounting Humor,  
    
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What's the definition of a good tax accountant?

Someone who has a loophole named after him.


Tax Jokes,  Accounting Puns,  Accountant Jokes One Liners,  Accounting Humor,  
    
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.

Those who can count and those who can't.


Accountant Jokes One Liners,  Accounting Humor,  Riddles And Jokes Funny,  
    
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What would Economics be without assumptions?

Accounting


Economics And Economist Jokes,  Funny Job Jokes,  Accounting Humor  
    
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