Accounting Puns

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Accounting punsForget excel spreadsheets im about to spread your sheets
Tax season, audits, budgets and debt are the kind of things that the word accounting might bring to mind. As with anything, accounting can come with a lot of puns, like “Let’s get fiscal!”, “homeless accountants live in a tax shelter” or “It’s accrual world”. Some may go over your head, but there are a few that the non-numerically inclined can get a chuckle or two out of. Check them out and look for yourself.

Here we have the best collection of accounting puns on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
My accountant asked me what's my net worth

I told him that I got it on sale for $10 at Bass Pro Shops
My accountant asked me what's my net worth

I told him that I got it on sale for $10 at Bass Pro Shops


Short Funny Dog Jokes,  Good Clean Funny Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl, 

I'd love to amortize discount on bonds payable
Hey girl,

I'd love to amortize discount on bonds payable


Hey Girl (theme),  English Pick Up Lines,  
    
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Happy anniversary two us

I can always account on you
Happy anniversary two us

I can always account on you


Funny Anniversary Wishes,  Anniversary Jokes,  
    
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Accountant decides to fight crime

Becomes loan ranger
Accountant decides to fight crime

Becomes loan ranger


Raccoon Meme,  Cheesy One Liner Jokes,  
    
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Why are there no midget accountants

They always come up short
Why are there no midget accountants

They always come up short


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Funny Midget Jokes,  
    
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did you hear about the constipated accountant?

he worked it out with a pencil
did you hear about the constipated accountant?

he worked it out with a pencil


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Constipation Jokes,  
    
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i pe you're a depreciating et

because i'd love to adjust your entry
i pe you're a depreciating et

because i'd love to adjust your entry


    
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accountants like to get fiscal
accountants like to get fiscal

One Liner Adult Jokes,  Good Puns,  
    
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AccountANT

Ants that do taxes
AccountANT

Ants that do taxes


Ant Jokes,  Cute Puns,  
    
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Round up me accountants

We be changin' this s-corp to a sea-corp
Round up me accountants

We be changin' this s-corp to a sea-corp


Business Puns,  Pirate Jokes One Liners,  
    
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hey girl, i'm an accountant

can i balance your ets?
hey girl, i'm an accountant

can i balance your ets?


Chessy Chat Up Lines,  Cheap Chat Up Lines,  
    
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i love female accountants

they consider double entry to be conventional
i love female accountants

they consider double entry to be conventional


Best Adult Jokes,  Nasty Puns,  
    
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Hey girl,

I don't need to conduct a cost-benefit analysis to know you're worth the investment.
Hey girl,

I don't need to conduct a cost-benefit analysis to know you're worth the investment.


Ryan Gosling Meme,  Love Jokes For Him,  
    
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It's accrual world sometimes...
It's accrual world sometimes...

Dwight Schrute Meme (theme),  One Liner Puns,  
    
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Welcome to the accounting department

where everybody counts!
Welcome to the accounting department

where everybody counts!


Funny Work Slogans,  Funny Slogans,  
    
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