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Actual advice mallard
A lot of memes are mostly true even though a lot of them have heavy doses of sarcasm. When it comes to the actual advice mallard, it is full of actual real useful life advice that you should take heed to.

Here in this section we have added the most popular and viral actual advice mallard jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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If your girlfriend wants you to be on the Jerry Springer show with her but won't tell you why, 

Don't go
If your girlfriend wants you to be on the Jerry Springer show with her but won't tell you why,

Don't go


Jerry Springer Jokes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  Tv Jokes,  
    
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if you're a single dad and want to meet milfs 

be a crossing guard at your kid's scol. milfs think it's cute and their men would never take the time
if you're a single dad and want to meet milfs

be a crossing guard at your kid's scol. milfs think it's cute and their men would never take the time


Single Dad Meme,  Milf Jokes,  
    
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Don't flush your dead fish, the sewage plant will filter and send him to a landfill

Take him to a river or lake and give him a burial at sea
Don't flush your dead fish, the sewage plant will filter and send him to a landfill

Take him to a river or lake and give him a burial at sea


Dead Fish Jokes,  Death Jokes,  
    
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Just because your're on crutches

Doesn't mean you can make every person get out of the way
Just because your're on crutches

Doesn't mean you can make every person get out of the way


Crippled People Jokes,  Funny Meme Jokes,  
    
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just because you're handicapped

doesn't mean you can be a  to everybody
just because you're handicapped

doesn't mean you can be a to everybody


Handicap Jokes,  Crippled People Jokes,  
    
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Greasy hair and no time to shower?

Throw some baby powder in it
Greasy hair and no time to shower?

Throw some baby powder in it


Greasy Hair Jokes,  Hair Joke,  Good Hair Jokes,  
    
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If everyone is passing you on the right 

You are probably driving too slow for that lane
If everyone is passing you on the right

You are probably driving too slow for that lane


Highway Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  
    
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Turn your dashboard light dimmer switch to the lowest position

It will help you see the road better and cause less eye fatigue
Turn your dashboard light dimmer switch to the lowest position

It will help you see the road better and cause less eye fatigue


Light Switch Jokes,  Car Jokes,  
    
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Muscle cramps? 

Restless leg syndrome?

Take magnesium
Muscle cramps?

Restless leg syndrome?

Take magnesium


Magnesium Jokes,  Hell Nah,  Just Wrong,  
    
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Don't trust a fart

For 24 hours after eating chipotle
Don't trust a fart

For 24 hours after eating chipotle


Chipotle Meme,  Chipotle Jokes,  
    
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Get your passport

You never know what kind of opportunity could come up
Get your passport

You never know what kind of opportunity could come up


Passport Jokes,  Good Appropriate Jokes,  
    
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don't drink and drive

take lsd and teleport
don't drink and drive

take lsd and teleport


Lsd Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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Fiance means an enganged man

Fiancee means an engaged woman
Fiance means an enganged man

Fiancee means an engaged woman


Funny Engagement Sayings,  Funny Engagement Quotes,  
    
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In case of emergencies

Memorize at least one phone number
In case of emergencies

Memorize at least one phone number


Iphone Humor,  Smart Jokes One Liners,  
    
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If there's an asterisk next to free*

*It's not free
If there's an asterisk next to free*

*It's not free


Funny Advice,  Free Funny Sayings,  
    
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