Adam And Eve Jokes

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god: hey can i have one of your ribs?

adam: what for?

god: erm... for a science project

adam: but you don't even like science

god: look do u wanna get laid or not?
god: hey can i have one of your ribs?

adam: what for?

god: erm... for a science project

adam: but you don't even like science

god: look do u wanna get laid or not?


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Adam looking at Eve after she ate the fruit like....
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Adam looking at Eve after she ate the fruit like....


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w do you know adam was a canadian?

w else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit
w do you know adam was a canadian?

w else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit


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Adam when God asked who ate the apple

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Adam when God asked who ate the apple

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God when Eve ate the apple

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Congratulations... you played yourself
God when Eve ate the apple

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Congratulations... you played yourself


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What if Adam & Eve thought cherries were the forbidden fruit

And ate the apples by accident?
What if Adam & Eve thought cherries were the forbidden fruit

And ate the apples by accident?


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''...and this is my partner steve. sure we've been here all along, why do you ask?''
''...and this is my partner steve. sure we've been here all along, why do you ask?''

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you're gonna eat that ing fruit and you're gonna like it
you're gonna eat that ing fruit and you're gonna like it

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es be like

i know what im talkin bout
es be like

i know what im talkin bout


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Adam and Eve the first people

To not read the Apple terms and conditions
Adam and Eve the first people

To not read the Apple terms and conditions


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when adam felt alone, god gave him one woman not 10 "bad es"
when adam felt alone, god gave him one woman not 10 "bad es"

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I would eat healthy but then I remember that time Eve ate an apple and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
I would eat healthy but then I remember that time Eve ate an apple and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it

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But God, she won't even make me a sandwich
But God, she won't even make me a sandwich

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When I get to heaven

And see Eve...
When I get to heaven

And see Eve...


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know your black history adam and eve

the first black couple to get evicted
know your black history adam and eve

the first black couple to get evicted


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