Adam And Eve Jokes

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But God, she won't even make me a sandwich
But God, she won't even make me a sandwich

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When I get to heaven

And see Eve...
When I get to heaven

And see Eve...


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know your black history adam and eve

the first black couple to get evicted
know your black history adam and eve

the first black couple to get evicted


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So... Adam and Eve were white

But they were made from dirt?
So... Adam and Eve were white

But they were made from dirt?


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What?

It's Christmas Eve
What?

It's Christmas Eve


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Adam & Eve
The first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions
Adam & Eve
The first people to not read the Apple terms & conditions


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women are so jealous. i bet eve counted adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
women are so jealous. i bet eve counted adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.

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Be honest Adam, do these leaves make me look fat? 

Just a little. 

Man's second BIG mistake.
Be honest Adam, do these leaves make me look fat?

Just a little.

Man's second BIG mistake.


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even god told you

not to trust these
even god told you

not to trust these


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If Adam and Eve were white

Where did black people come from?
If Adam and Eve were white

Where did black people come from?


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special thanks to our mies at maker studios, they helped us create the rap battles, and they continue to support us with everything we need to keep making them.

Adam vs Eve. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2
special thanks to our mies at maker studios, they helped us create the rap battles, and they continue to support us with everything we need to keep making them.

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if adam and eve were white and evolution doesn't exist...

where do black people come from?
if adam and eve were white and evolution doesn't exist...

where do black people come from?


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Our resolution last year could have been "Less fruit", but no... We went with "trust people more"
Our resolution last year could have been "Less fruit", but no... We went with "trust people more"

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Creationism

Adam & Eve?

But mom said we evolved from monkeys
Creationism

Adam & Eve?

But mom said we evolved from monkeys


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Adam

"At least my wife could not complain that I never listened to her." 

Eve

"I married what used to be the perfect man."
Adam

"At least my wife could not complain that I never listened to her."

Eve

"I married what used to be the perfect man."


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