Adoption Jokes

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Me: *Walks out of animal shelter* "Excuse me miss you can't do th-" Me: Mind ya biness
Me: *Walks out of animal shelter*

"Excuse me miss you can't do th-"

Me: Mind ya biness

Memes,  Funny Animal Pictures With Captions,  
    
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Joe: Well Barack and Michelle said no, so I was wondering if you w- Hillary: We are not adopting you, joe.
Joe: Well Barack and Michelle said no, so I was wondering if you w-

Hillary: We are not adopting you, joe.

Memes,  Joe Biden Meme,  
    
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Do well in school and get a good job because the more money you make the more puppies you can adopt and puppies are the roof of happiness
Do well in school and get a good job because the more money you make the more puppies you can adopt and puppies are the roof of happiness

Memes,  Puppy Jokes,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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"That your dog?" "No, actually it's adopted... the wife and I were unable to conceive a dog naturally"
"That your dog?"

"No, actually it's adopted... the wife and I were unable to conceive a dog naturally"

Memes,  Stupid Animal Jokes,  Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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dad : i found your meme stash. son : and ? dad : they're not dank enough, i didn't raise you like this you piece of this, that's it i'm putting you up for adoption
dad : i found your meme stash.

son : and ?

dad : they're not dank enough, i didn't raise you like this you piece of this, that's it i'm putting you up for adoption

Memes,  Memes Jokes,  
    
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If this aint goals af idk what is
If this aint goals af idk what is

Memes,  Relationship Goals Meme,  Goals Meme,  
    
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When you overdo the whole adoption thing
When you overdo the whole adoption thing

Memes,  Dog Funny Pictures,  
    
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#growingupwith brothers being told you're adopted every day when you were younger
#growingupwith brothers being told you're adopted every day when you were younger

Memes,  Brother Memes,  Jokes On Brothers,  
    
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we have one or two reservations about your application to adopt. oh, here we go, it's the thing, isn't it?
we have one or two reservations about your application to adopt.

oh, here we go, it's the thing, isn't it?

Witch Jokes,  Gay Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Over 20 million teletubbies are abandoned yearly. Adopt.
Over 20 million teletubbies are abandoned yearly.

Adopt.

Teletubbie Jokes,  List Of Stupid Jokes,  
    
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If you take me to the animal shelter this happens
If you take me to the animal shelter this happens

Memes,  Emotional Jokes,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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I want an adoption!!
I want an adoption!!

Memes,  Steph Curry Meme,  
    
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im starting to think i'm adopted what the did i do to deserve this???
im starting to think i'm adopted what the did i do to deserve this???

Memes,  Adopted Jokes,  
    
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adopt a ferret feed it to a ing cobra
adopt a ferret

feed it to a ing cobra

Memes,  Ferret Jokes,  Insanity Wolf Meme,  
    
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what did you do today? i put up all my clothes for adoption.
what did you do today?

i put up all my clothes for adoption.

Memes,  Clothes Jokes,  10 Guy Meme (theme),  
    
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