Adult Blonde Jokes

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w did the blonde die raking leaves?

she (he) fell out of the tree.
w did the blonde die raking leaves?

she (he) fell out of the tree.


Funny Jokes,  Joke Question And Answer,  
    
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so i am your new trainer

 me, right?
KAPPITS (2)
Kyle: Kyle
lol: lol
so i am your new trainer

me, right?


Memes,  Personal Trainer Joke,  Hot Girl Jokes,  
    
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she can lick your wle  and balls

at the same  time
she can lick your wle and balls

at the same time


Memes,  Nasty Blonde Humor,  
    
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How do you break a blonde's nose?

Place a dildo under a glass table!


Crooked Nose Jokes,  Nasty Blonde Humor,  Dildo Jokes,  
    
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Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?

A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!


Britney Spears Jokes,  Barbie Doll Jokes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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i want you

to be my next girlfriend

(you are a natural blonde, aren't you?)
i want you

to be my next girlfriend

(you are a natural blonde, aren't you?)


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Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme


Funny Nursery Rhymes,  Bad Blonde Jokes,  Nasty Blonde Humor,  
    
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Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A. More headroom


Nasty Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?

A. Bobbing for chips.


Nasty Blonde Jokes,  Nose Puns,  
    
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.


Nasty Blonde Humor,  
    
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!


Sick Blonde Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

A. They chip their teeth.


Dumb Blond Jokes,  
    
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?

A. She opens the car door.


    
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Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.


    
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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?

A. More leg-room!


Car Puns,  Nasty Blonde Humor,  
    
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