Adult Dirty Jokes

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after sex and she just throws your romper over ot you an says "your uber here"
after sex and she just throws your romper over ot you an says "your uber here"

Memes,  Romper Meme,  Eddie Murphy Jokes,  
    
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after you eat the soul out of her and then try to have sex come on lets do something fun i cant i am dead
after you eat the soul out of her and then try to have sex

come on lets do something fun

i cant i am dead

Memes,  Sex Meme,  
    
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if this is all you can offer i'm ok with that hit me up
if this is all you can

offer i'm ok with that hit me up

Memes,  Dating Humor,  
    
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when he farts in your mouth while you eating his and you gotta gasp for air to stay alive
when he farts in your mouth while you eating his and you gotta gasp for air to stay alive

Memes,  Fart Jokes,  
    
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lay on back during period butt crack becomes blood river
lay on back during period

butt crack becomes blood river

Women Period Jokes,  Blood Puns,  
    
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think about the same girl through entire fap this is true love
think about the same girl through entire fap

this is true love

Crazy Love Jokes,  Masturbation Jokes,  Fap Meme,  
    
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my roommate thinks hes a virgin lol
my roommate thinks hes a virgin

lol

Virginity Jokes,  Roommate Jokes,  
    
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i dont always get s but when i do she comes first
i dont always get s

but when i do she comes first

Orgasm Jokes  
    
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really great sex
really great sex

    
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if men had periods, they would brag about the size of their tampons!!
if men had periods, they would brag about the size of their tampons!!

Women Period Jokes,  Tampon Jokes,  
    
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oh sure -i believe santa claus is real. now his helper's boobs... that's a different story.
oh sure -i believe santa claus is real. now his helper's boobs... that's a different story.

Santa Comics  
    
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it's not a party until the wieners come out!
it's not a party until the wieners come out!

Funny Party Jokes,  Party Puns,  
    
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first time at spa other way around, jeffrey
first time at spa

other way around, jeffrey

Spa Jokes,  Fail Jokes,  
    
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it's amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb...
it's amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb...

Finger Jokes,  Funny News Headlines  
    
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you're not going to see me tonight hunny. gone working? nope, doggie style all night!
you're not going to see me tonight hunny.

gone working?

nope, doggie style all night!

Night Jokes,  
    
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