Adult Funny Jokes

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Boss: Why were you late today?

Guy: Because sleep is amazing and being an adult is terrifying

Boss: OK, true
Boss: Why were you late today?

Guy: Because sleep is amazing and being an adult is terrifying

Boss: OK, true


Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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How guy be looking when the girl who came to the club with them now sitting VIP
How guy be looking when the girl who came to the club with them now sitting VIP

Memes,  George Clooney Jokes,  Club Jokes,  
    
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dad, there are girls in tight pants, leather and they're lding whips...what are they? 

equestrians!
dad, there are girls in tight pants, leather and they're lding whips...what are they?

equestrians!


Pants Jokes,  Leather Jokes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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put some whisky in my coffee because it's ireland somewhere.
put some whisky in my coffee because it's ireland somewhere.

Irish Jokes One Liners,  Ireland Jokes,  Whiskey Jokes,  
    
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they say that's the reason he wears an extra long kilt!
they say that's the reason he wears an extra long kilt!

    
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i want this to be us right now

too bad i'm celibate
i want this to be us right now

too bad i'm celibate


Celibacy Jokes,  
    
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Remember when you were 8 and carrying your razor scooter and it would hit you in the ankles and it felt like the world was ending?

That's adulthood.
Remember when you were 8 and carrying your razor scooter and it would hit you in the ankles and it felt like the world was ending?

That's adulthood.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Adult Jokes,  
    
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Happy birthday to someone who's been to more children's birthday parties this year than adult ones.
Happy birthday to someone who's been to more children's birthday parties this year than adult ones.

Happy Birthday Images Funny,  Birthday Party Jokes,  
    
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You're an adult now

With responsibilities
You're an adult now

With responsibilities


Memes,  Possum Jokes,  
    
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i don't need government making my health care decisions!

i need you making hers!
i don't need government making my health care decisions!

i need you making hers!


Abortion Jokes,  Obamacare Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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yeah... a sort of crisis - he had 15 pints and a vindaloo last night so the world's just dropped out of his bottom.
yeah... a sort of crisis - he had 15 pints and a vindaloo last night so the world's just dropped out of his bottom.

Santa Comics,  Reindeer Jokes,  Funny Adult Christmas Jokes,  
    
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"i'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."
"i'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."

Woolly Mammoth Jokes,  Liquor Jokes,  
    
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congratulations on completing rehab
congratulations on completing rehab

Funny Airport Signs,  Rehab Jokes,  Funny Drug Jokes,  
    
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"marty! we have to go back! back to before you oked up with your sister!" 

the empire strikes back to the future
"marty! we have to go back! back to before you oked up with your sister!"

the empire strikes back to the future


Back To The Future Memes,  
    
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in a new interview, hillary clinton said her guilty pleasure is eating ccolate. meanwhile, bill clinton said his guilty pleasure is being bill clinton.
in a new interview, hillary clinton said her guilty pleasure is eating ccolate. meanwhile, bill clinton said his guilty pleasure is being bill clinton.

Funny Jokes,  Hilary Clinton Jokes,  Bill Clinton Jokes,  
    
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