Adult Humor Jokes

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when you clap her cheeks the first night then she start saying like "if you want me you have to earn me"
when you clap her cheeks the first night then she start saying like "if you want me you have to earn me"

Memes,  Marvel Memes,  
    
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getting older is realising everyone does
getting older is realising everyone does

Memes,  Jokes On Getting Older,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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16 year old me: I can't wait until I'm older life is gonna be so fun Me now:
16 year old me: I can't wait until I'm older life is gonna be so fun

Me now:

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"
Being an adult just means you don't get rewarded anymore when you eat all your food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream. I ate 5 and my mom said "I thought you were on a diet?"

Memes,  Jokes For Adults,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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One of thee weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.
One of thee weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it.

Memes,  Cooking Jokes,  Kitchen Jokes,  
    
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As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood. Now we're like, okay yes this makes sense.
As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood.

Now we're like, okay yes this makes sense.

Funny Life Thoughts,  Parents Jokes,  
    
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Childhood is forcing yourself to nap. Adulthood is forcing yourself not to nap
Childhood is forcing yourself to nap. Adulthood is forcing yourself not to nap

Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Me calling my mom to get advice o any adult inconvenience
Me calling my mom to get advice o any adult inconvenience

Memes,  Mom Jokes,  
    
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i'm not an alcolic i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate
i'm not an alcolic

i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate

Alcoholic Jokes,  Best Drinking Jokes,  Jack Sparrow Meme,  
    
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when you walk into a buddy's use and it smells like s and lipstick
when you walk into a buddy's use

and it smells like s and lipstick

Luke Bryan Meme,  Country Music Jokes,  
    
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when she screams "i'm about to " but you nut before she gets the chance to oh you almost had it! you gotta be quicker than that!
when she screams "i'm about to " but you nut before she gets the chance to

oh you almost had it! you gotta be quicker than that!

State Farm Memes,  Commercial Memes,  
    
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"i haven't won a game of jenga since 1997."
"i haven't won a game of jenga since 1997."

Michael J Fox Jokes,  Mean Memes,  Funny Captions,  
    
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big bird suggests that they suld all roll up their pictures and use it to smoke some elmers glue
big bird suggests that they suld all roll up their pictures and use it to smoke some elmers glue

Big Bird Jokes,  Glue Jokes,  
    
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after downing a 12 pack of , big-bird stumbles on camera and proceeds to rant
after downing a 12 pack of , big-bird stumbles on camera and proceeds to rant

Big Bird Jokes,  Anti Government Jokes,  
    
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she about to ride the d
she about to ride the d

The D Jokes,  Surf Jokes,  
    
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