Adult Jokes One Liners

 – 45 total
Remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry?

Memes,  Getting Older Humor,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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me drinking at 27 now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..
me drinking at 27

now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..

Memes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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When I finally get to leave the house without the kids:
When I finally get to leave the house without the kids:

Memes,  Parent Memes,  Robert Downey Jr Meme,  
    
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nudes, send me your credit card number
nudes, send me your credit card number

Funny Quotes,  Credit Jokes,  Funny Adult Quotes,  
    
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Realizing the holidays are over and you have to be a responsible adult again.
Realizing the holidays are over and you have to be a responsible adult again.

Memes,  Holiday Humor,  
    
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anna i know it isn't mine, but i'll raise it as my own
anna

i know it isn't mine, but i'll raise it as my own

Funny Airport Signs,  Free Jokes,  
    
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teachers be like "i dismiss you not the bell"
teachers be like "i dismiss you not the bell"

Memes,  Teacher Jokes One Liners,  Funny Teacher Quotes,  
    
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Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Beer Quotes,  Balloon Jokes,  
    
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don't do drugs ok
don't do drugs ok

Memes,  Louis Jokes,  Funny Pictures For Adults,  
    
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dies at age 69 so we can all have one last laugh with him
dies at age 69

so we can all have one last laugh with him

Memes,  69 Joke,  Harold Ramis Meme,  
    
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am i the only one around here w has noticed that someone is trying to hand bill nye a joint?
am i the only one around here

w has noticed that someone is trying to hand bill nye a joint?

Memes,  Bill Nye Jokes,  
    
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i drink too much the last time i gave a urine sample it had an olive in it
i drink too much the last time i gave a urine sample it had an olive in it

Funny Quotes,  Rodney Dangerfield One Liners,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when you stoned at you job
when you stoned at you job

Memes,  High Meme,  Stoner Meme,  
    
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i'm not drinking any more but i'm not drinking any less
i'm not drinking any more

but i'm not drinking any less

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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when someone tells me i look familiar, i tell them, "i do porn."
when someone tells me i look familiar, i tell them, "i do porn."

Funny Quotes,  
    
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