Adult Jokes

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oh you drive a lexus

guess i won't be needing these
oh you drive a lexus

guess i won't be needing these


Lexus Jokes,  Panty Dropper,  
    
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i made her bleed 

the brakes on her certified pre-owned lexus.
i made her bleed

the brakes on her certified pre-owned lexus.


Lexus Jokes,  Successful Black Man Memes,  Brake Jokes,  
    
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pouring myself a drink after work like:
pouring myself a drink after work like:

Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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Saying 'let me speak to your manager' is just the adult version of 'I'm telling on you'
Saying 'let me speak to your manager' is just the adult version of 'I'm telling on you'

Funny Jokes,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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Not really feeling the whole "responsible adult" thing today.
Not really feeling the whole "responsible adult" thing today.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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When I was a kid

I thought most adults were smart and responsible
When I was a kid

I thought most adults were smart and responsible


Memes,  Childhood Jokes,  Confession Kid Meme,  
    
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Tells me I'm an adult and it's my decision

Criticizes my choice
Tells me I'm an adult and it's my decision

Criticizes my choice


Memes,  Sheltering Suburban Mom (theme),  Funny Mom Jokes,  
    
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My girl not allowed to buy herself nothing

Unless it's from plug love
My girl not allowed to buy herself nothing

Unless it's from plug love


Memes,  My Girl Not Allowed Jokes,  
    
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makes out with girl

w just sucked some other guys
makes out with girl

w just sucked some other guys


Bad Luck Brian (theme),  
    
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don't miniskirts

get cold?
don't miniskirts

get cold?


Cold Jokes,  Dress Jokes,  
    
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loses virginity in one-night stand 

tells her he loves her
loses virginity in one-night stand

tells her he loves her


Virginity Jokes,  Freshman Jokes,  
    
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she said her carpet was the same color as her drapes

i told her she had good style
she said her carpet was the same color as her drapes

i told her she had good style


Carpet Jokes,  
    
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friends introduce him to sexy ladies 

too high to talk. just stares at them.
friends introduce him to sexy ladies

too high to talk. just stares at them.


Socially Average Penguin (theme),  Staring Jokes,  
    
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drop a dollar down a girls shirt 

tells me to get it
drop a dollar down a girls shirt

tells me to get it


Dollar Jokes,  Socially Awesome Penguin (theme)  
    
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i don't always give a girl an orgasm 

but when i do, she spits it out
i don't always give a girl an orgasm

but when i do, she spits it out


Orgasm Jokes,  Most Interesting Man In The World Meme (theme),  
    
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