Adult One Liners

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I used to be lie "ugh there's no parties coming up, I just need something fun to look forward to" and now I'm like "yo if I play my cars right I may get to sleep for 14 hours straight the Wednesday after next I just gotta cancel a couple of things first"
I used to be lie "ugh there's no parties coming up, I just need something fun to look forward to" and now I'm like "yo if I play my cars right I may get to sleep for 14 hours straight the Wednesday after next I just gotta cancel a couple of things first"

Memes,  Sleep Humor,  
    
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This is me everyday when I wake up having to be an adult, deal with responsibilities and people
This is me everyday when I wake up having to be an adult, deal with responsibilities and people

Memes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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Turns out you can be a responsible adult with a full time job and still play Pokemon Go Thanks for the concern though
Turns out you can be a responsible adult with a full time job and still play Pokemon Go

Thanks for the concern though

Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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Good news! There's an "Odyssey of the Mind" for adults! Bad news: It's called a job
Good news!

There's an "Odyssey of the Mind" for adults!

Bad news:

It's called a job

Odyssey Jokes,  10 Funny Facts,  
    
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When I realize there's no more summer break for the rest of my life
When I realize there's no more summer break for the rest of my life

Memes,  Graduate Jokes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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when bae say "im ungry" & you ask "what you want to eat" & he say "you "
when bae say "im ungry" & you ask "what you want to eat" & he say "you "

Memes,  Funny Adult Jokes,  
    
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With the price of gas we had to start an "all kids get behind" program.
With the price of gas we had to start an "all kids get behind" program.

Funny Pictures,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  Gas Prices Jokes,  
    
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when ur mom helped u with ur mework...and all that was wrong
when ur mom helped u with ur mework...and all that was wrong

Memes,  Kids Be Like,  Homework Jokes,  
    
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the human gene pool needs chlorine
the human gene pool

needs chlorine

Demotivational Posters,  Gene Pool Jokes,  Piercing Jokes,  
    
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smoking pot on ? dave approves
smoking pot on ?

dave approves

Memes,  Dave Grohl Meme,  
    
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hear bob dylan sing snort a line to forget
hear bob dylan sing

snort a line to forget

Memes,  Bob Dylan Jokes,  Charlie Sheen Memes,  
    
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am i the only one around here w is offended by walter's poor trigger discipline?
am i the only one around here

w is offended by walter's poor trigger discipline?

Memes,  Gun Joke,  
    
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if you have to ask if it's too early to drink.. you're an amateur and we can't be friends
if you have to ask if it's too early to drink.. you're an amateur and we can't be friends

Funny Quotes,  Funny Alcohol Slogans,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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i work, so i can afford the amount of alcol required to continue going to work.
i work, so i can afford the amount of alcol required to continue going to work.

Funny Quotes,  Quote Of The Day Work,  Funny Alcohol Quotes,  
    
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imagine a world witut fake es
imagine a world

witut fake es

Meme,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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