Adult Sms Joke

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So I'm 35 Do I look like I care?
So I'm 35

Do I look like I care?

35th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Birthday Messages,  Birthday Sms Jokes,  
    
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netflix and chill? no thanks. i don't want to end up with any chill-dren. amazon and anal? 0% ends in pregnancy.
netflix and chill?

no thanks. i don't want to end up with any chill-dren.

amazon and anal? 0% ends in pregnancy.

Funny Jokes,  Netflix And Chill,  
    
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mom: why did you spend $80 on a water proof pne case? me: swer nudes obviously
mom: why did you spend $80 on a water proof pne case?

me: swer nudes obviously

Funny Jokes,  Shower Jokes,  Nude Jokes,  
    
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send your pictures like this instead of being a 24/7
send your pictures like this

instead of being a 24/7

Memes,  Picture Jokes,  
    
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what's that do makes you forget bout your last
what's that do

makes you forget bout your last

Funny Jokes,  Funny Men Quotes,  
    
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what you doin tonight? i got tickets
what you doin tonight?

i got tickets

Funny Jokes,  
    
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what did you do today? think about what imma do to that next time i see you
what did you do today?

think about what imma do to that next time i see you

Funny Jokes,  Dudes Be Like,  
    
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this is zach. zach keeps it real.
this is zach. zach keeps it real.

Memes,  Small Sms Jokes,  
    
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When the side chick wanna hang with you & your family Am I invited ova dare?! We ain't go enough food Whoevea said sum about food?? I cant just come kick it and chill with yall?
When the side chick wanna hang with you & your family

Am I invited ova dare?!

We ain't go enough food

Whoevea said sum about food?? I cant just come kick it and chill with yall?

Memes,  Side Chick Quotes,  Side Chick Jokes,  
    
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my boyfriend don't need friends while he dating me ! he got 3. me, my , & my mouth.. you good bae.
my boyfriend don't need friends while he dating me ! he got 3. me, my , & my mouth.. you good bae.

Funny Quotes,  
    
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my kind of relationship tomorrow i'm ing you for few urs so get some rest. ok
my kind of relationship

tomorrow i'm ing you for few urs so get some rest.

ok

Memes,  Relationship Humor,  
    
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when she finally sends the nudes and they're nothing like you expected
when she finally sends the nudes and they're nothing like you expected

Memes,  Nude Jokes,  Sexting Jokes,  
    
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when she asks for a pic
when she asks for a pic

Memes,  Sausage Jokes,  
    
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me in a relationship let's do something what u wanna do
me in a relationship

let's do something

what u wanna do



Memes,  Relationship Meme,  
    
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what has 142 teeth and lds back the incredible hulk? my zipper
what has 142 teeth and lds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper

Funny Jokes,  Funny Penis Quotes,  
    
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