Adult Sms Jokes

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'we live in a generation where girls think running for the bus is more embarring than getting f*cked by 3 boys in 1 night'
'we live in a generation where girls think running for the bus is more embarring than getting f*cked by 3 boys in 1 night'

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes About Girls,  
    
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if dat over 27yrs old, u gotta let dat crank up & run a lil bit before you get in it... like a box chevy
if dat over 27yrs old, u gotta let dat crank up & run a lil bit before you get in it... like a box chevy

Funny Jokes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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dropping that good d on her gets you tse "i'm thinking about you" text
dropping that good d on her gets you tse "i'm thinking about you" text

Funny Jokes,  Freak Jokes,  
    
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vhs and anal
vhs and anal

Memes,  Netflix And Chill,  Netflix Memes,  
    
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ladies if you know ya stink take ya sneaks off first, let him think it's ya feet
ladies if you know ya stink take ya sneaks off first, let him think it's ya feet

Funny Jokes,  Bad Hygiene Jokes,  Female Jokes,  
    
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all these es that be claiming end up pregnant why y'all sneak in'
all these es that be claiming end up pregnant why y'all sneak in'

Funny Jokes,  
    
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when you wasn't ready for the answer... what is wrong with you? i'm not getting ed on the regular. ok..so w's the family?
when you wasn't ready for the answer...

what is wrong with you?

i'm not getting ed on the regular.

ok..so w's the family?

Memes,  Funny Answers To Questions,  
    
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will nut in their wifey for 3 years an she won't get pregnant but nut in the side once & she have triplets
will nut in their wifey for 3 years an she won't get pregnant but nut in the side once & she have triplets

Funny Quotes,  
    
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you know you're a good mom when you sacrifice you vibrator batteries for your kids toy!
you know you're a good mom when you sacrifice you vibrator batteries for your kids toy!

Memes,  Parent Humor,  Parent Jokes,  
    
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everybody ugly to somebody .. some think i'm hideous, some wanna eat my wit a napkin tucked into their shirt. it's life
everybody ugly to somebody .. some think i'm hideous, some wanna eat my wit a napkin tucked into their shirt. it's life

Memes,  One Liners On Life,  Silly Quotes About Life,  
    
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this that weather when ugly es become baby moms
this that weather when ugly es become baby moms

Memes,  Weather Memes,  Weather Jokes,  
    
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you can swallow my nutt but you cant swallow your pride and text me first..i hate es
you can swallow my nutt but you cant swallow your pride and text me first..i hate es

Memes,  Disgusting Jokes,  Petty Jokes,  
    
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waking up no hangover
waking up

no hangover

Memes,  Freddie Meme,  Funny Hangover Sayings,  
    
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as a girlfriend u suld always make sure u hit your man thru the day to ask "bae u ok, u need some or something"
as a girlfriend u suld always make sure u hit your man thru the day to ask "bae u ok, u need some or something"

Memes,  Love Sms Jokes,  
    
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if you get laid tonight .....get some for me too
if you get laid tonight .....get some for me too

Memes,  
    
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