Aging Jokes

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Im gonna be successful have a nice house a full time job and a healthy relationship by the time I'm 25

Life:
Im gonna be successful have a nice house a full time job and a healthy relationship by the time I'm 25

Life:


Memes,  Memes About Life,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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You know you're getting old when you rush home just to be like:
You know you're getting old when you rush home just to be like:

Memes,  Jokes On Getting Older,  
    
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When the new coworker shows up with all their new ideas & is super excited to be there

I used to be like you

Happy and full of life
When the new coworker shows up with all their new ideas & is super excited to be there

I used to be like you

Happy and full of life


Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Jokes About Work,  
    
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When you clock in at 9, work for 45 years and look at the clock and it's only 9:30
When you clock in at 9, work for 45 years and look at the clock and it's only 9:30

Memes,  Jokes About Work,  
    
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me drinking at 27 

now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..
me drinking at 27

now i take a half a st of fireball and i'm calling out of work for a week..


Memes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  
    
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You know you're getting old when your belt as crept up above your belly button
You know you're getting old when your belt as crept up above your belly button

Memes,  Old Age Jokes For Men,  Belt Jokes,  
    
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monica may have sucked his but hillary straight sucked the soul outta this man
monica may have sucked his but hillary straight sucked the soul outta this man

Memes,  Monica Lewinsky Jokes,  Bill Clinton Joke,  
    
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where do you see yourself in 50 years?
where do you see yourself in 50 years?

Memes,  Jokes On Getting Older,  Old Age Jokes For Women,  
    
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How it feels going clubbing when you're over 25
How it feels going clubbing when you're over 25

Memes,  Jokes On Getting Older,  Club Jokes,  
    
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Happy 40th Birthday! Sorry to hear you're living on borrowed time due to the diabetes. Maybe if you put down the bags of candy and Mountain Dew you'd make it to age 50.
Happy 40th Birthday! Sorry to hear you're living on borrowed time due to the diabetes. Maybe if you put down the bags of candy and Mountain Dew you'd make it to age 50.

Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Free Funny Birthday Ecards,  
    
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This will be the only time I enjoy wishing you a happy birthday Congratulations with your 40th
This will be the only time I enjoy wishing you a happy birthday Congratulations with your 40th


Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  Getting Older Jokes,  
    
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Don't worry - every birthday is a joke if you were born on April Fools' Day. Happy 40th!
Don't worry - every birthday is a joke if you were born on April Fools' Day. Happy 40th!

Good April Fools Joke,  Funny 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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all the best to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop witut a smartpne... 

happy 40th birthday! enjoy your first colonoscopy!
all the best to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop witut a smartpne...

happy 40th birthday! enjoy your first colonoscopy!


Old Age Jokes One Liners,  Happy 40th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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On the right...

We have the last crusade

On the left we have present day.

It's official, Sean Connery is immortal
On the right...

We have the last crusade

On the left we have present day.

It's official, Sean Connery is immortal


Sean Connery Jokes,  Funny Celebrity Photos,  
    
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"No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease."
"No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease."

Funny Sayings For 40th Birthday,  Funny Birthday Comics,  
    
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