Agnostic Jokes

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Oh, so you don't believe in God?

That's ok, you will still go to heaven
Oh, so you don't believe in God?

That's ok, you will still go to heaven


Memes,  Heaven Jokes,  
    
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Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.
Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.

Funny Quotes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  Anti Religious Jokes,  
    
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Praying is hilarious.
Surely he knows what you want already?
"I just want to hear you say it! Beg! that's better. I'll think about it"
Praying is hilarious.
Surely he knows what you want already?
"I just want to hear you say it! Beg! that's better. I'll think about it"


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Dear Religion,
This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school.
Yours, Science.
Dear Religion,
This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school.
Yours, Science.


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Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

-Ricky Gervais
Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer.

-Ricky Gervais


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I don't always make fun of religion, but when I do...

J/K,

I always make fun of religion.
I don't always make fun of religion, but when I do...

J/K,

I always make fun of religion.


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Gets paid to sing in church choir

Secretly Atheist
Gets paid to sing in church choir

Secretly Atheist


Memes,  Atheist Humor,  Choir Puns,  Success Kid (theme),  
    
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I became an atheist

Before I joined reddit
I became an atheist

Before I joined reddit


Reddit Jokes,  Hipster Kitty (theme),  Atheist Humor,  
    
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An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.

Atheist Humor,  Atheist Jokes,  God Jokes,  
    
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I still don't believe god.

Why are atheists always so damn angry and strident?
I still don't believe god.

Why are atheists always so damn angry and strident?


Anti Atheist Jokes,  Atheist Jokes,  God Jokes,  Anti Religious Jokes,  
    
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I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided.

Anti God Jokes,  Confused Jokes  
    
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What movie do atheists watch at Christmas?

Coincidence on 34th Street.


Anti God Jokes,  Atheist Jokes,  Atheist Humor,  
    
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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

God Jokes,  Atheist Jokes,  Atheist Humor,  
    
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Whats the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm.


Atheist Humor,  Atheist Jokes,  
    
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