Air Travel Jokes

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Today on United Airlines
Today on United Airlines

Memes,  Airplane Jokes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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Me: I'm getting on my United flight Friend: Ok, need me to pick u up from the airport? Me: Nah I have a ride
Me: I'm getting on my United flight

Friend: Ok, need me to pick u up from the airport?

Me: Nah I have a ride

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Ambulance Jokes,  
    
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Will this flight to Barbados Ever end?
Will this flight to Barbados

Ever end?

Barbados Jokes,  Funny Short Jokes One Liners,  
    
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pe you have a safe, stab-free flight.
pe you have a safe, stab-free flight.

Flying Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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when the squad didn't make it thru customs
when the squad didn't make it thru customs

Memes,  Racist Arab Jokes,  Arab Jokes,  
    
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some soulless motherer put this sticker on the wall next to me at the airport
some soulless motherer put this sticker on the wall next to me at the airport

Memes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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I don't think that's going to fit in the overhead compartment.
I don't think that's going to fit in the overhead compartment.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Santa Pictures,  
    
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Angry Birds luggage. The airport baggage handlers are going to LOVE this.
Angry Birds luggage.

The airport baggage handlers are going to LOVE this.

Funny Jokes,  Angry Bird Jokes,  Airport Jokes,  
    
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When you've been sleep for the whole trip And somebody says "we're here"
When you've been sleep for the whole trip

And somebody says "we're here"

Meme,  Britney Spears Jokes,  Road Trip Jokes,  
    
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Last year Need to get in shape for spring... This year Need to get in shape for airport screenings...
Last year

Need to get in shape for spring...

This year

Need to get in shape for airport screenings...

Funny Jokes,  Short Joke,  Spring Jokes,  
    
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*le me, sitting on an airplane next to a small boy Suddenly, a wild waitress appears with a basket of candy Hello there, would you like some candy? Yes! Do I ever! Sorry sir, I can only give this to kids This candy's amazing! I know, little kid I know
*le me, sitting on an airplane next to a small boy

Suddenly, a wild waitress appears with a basket of candy

Hello there, would you like some candy?

Yes!

Do I ever!

Sorry sir, I can only give this to kids

This candy's amazing!

I know, little kid

I know

Meme,  Le Meme,  
    
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"Randomly" selected At airport full-body scans
"Randomly" selected

At airport full-body scans

Meme,  Arabic Jokes,  Arab Racist Jokes,  
    
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jamaican air... every flight is the red-eye.
jamaican air...

every flight is the red-eye.

Meme,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes,  Jamaica Jokes,  
    
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Orly sud
Orly sud

Funny Pictures,  O Rly (theme),  
    
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4 hour plane ride? Better buy a MacBook Air
4 hour plane ride?

Better buy a MacBook Air

Meme,  Fancy Crab,  Laptop Joke,  
    
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