Aircraft Jokes

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i jumped out of a helicopter

for this ?
i jumped out of a helicopter

for this ?


Queen Elizabeth Meme,  Jumping Jokes,  
    
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Stop

All vehicles must give way to aircraft landing and taking off
Stop

All vehicles must give way to aircraft landing and taking off


Funny Jokes,  Funny Airplane Signs,  Most Funny Jokes  
    
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Danger 

Jet blast of departing and arriving airraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme body and /or death
Danger

Jet blast of departing and arriving airraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme body and /or death


Funny Jokes,  Funny Airport Signs,  Short Adult Jokes,  
    
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Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.

Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.


Pilot Jokes,  Gas Jokes,  
    
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From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."

Workplace Jokes,  Airplane Jokes  
    
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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.


Airport Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  Aviation Humor  
    
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Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..

"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"


Aviation Jokes,  Flying Jokes,  Aviation Humor  
    
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I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

You will bring me down safely, won't you?

"All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"


Flying Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  Aviation Humor  
    
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?

Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.


Pilot Jokes,  Work Humor  
    
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Beware of low 
flying aircraft
Beware of low
flying aircraft


Sign Jokes,  Warning Sign Humor  
    
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Speed limit enforced by aircraft

72 in a 55! Take him out!
Speed limit enforced by aircraft

72 in a 55! Take him out!


Funny Road Signs,  Funny Traffic Signs,  Funny Speed Limit Signs,  
    
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Modern warfare

A $70 million dollar aircraft 

Drops $350,000 bomb

On a $10 tent
Modern warfare

A $70 million dollar aircraft

Drops $350,000 bomb

On a $10 tent


Bomb Jokes,  Technology Puns,  Funny Meme  
    
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