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All vehicles must give way to aircraft landing and taking off
Funny Jokes, Funny Airplane Signs, Most Funny Jokes
All vehicles must give way to aircraft landing and taking off
Funny Jokes, Funny Airplane Signs, Most Funny Jokes
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Danger
Jet blast of departing and arriving airraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme body and /or death
Funny Jokes, Funny Airport Signs, Short Adult Jokes,
Jet blast of departing and arriving airraft can cause severe physical harm resulting in extreme body and /or death
Funny Jokes, Funny Airport Signs, Short Adult Jokes,
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Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Pilot Jokes, Gas Jokes,
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Pilot Jokes, Gas Jokes,
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From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."
Workplace Jokes, Airplane Jokes
Workplace Jokes, Airplane Jokes
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Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"
Aviation Jokes, Flying Jokes, Aviation Humor
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"
Aviation Jokes, Flying Jokes, Aviation Humor
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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Airport Jokes, Airplane Jokes, Aviation Humor
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Airport Jokes, Airplane Jokes, Aviation Humor
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I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.
You will bring me down safely, won't you?
"All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"
Flying Jokes, Airplane Jokes, Aviation Humor
You will bring me down safely, won't you?
"All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"
Flying Jokes, Airplane Jokes, Aviation Humor
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?
Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
Pilot Jokes, Work Humor
Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
Pilot Jokes, Work Humor
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Speed limit enforced by aircraft
72 in a 55! Take him out!
Funny Road Signs, Funny Traffic Signs, Funny Speed Limit Signs,
72 in a 55! Take him out!
Funny Road Signs, Funny Traffic Signs, Funny Speed Limit Signs,
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Modern warfare
A $70 million dollar aircraft
Drops $350,000 bomb
On a $10 tent
Bomb Jokes, Technology Puns, Funny Meme
A $70 million dollar aircraft
Drops $350,000 bomb
On a $10 tent
Bomb Jokes, Technology Puns, Funny Meme
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