Airplane Jokes

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i have had it with these mothering snakes

on this motherfcking plane!
i have had it with these mothering snakes

on this motherfcking plane!


Memes,  Pokemon Go Meme,  Snakes On A Plane Jokes,  
    
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Yea Hi

Can I speak to Jake with State Farm.
Yea Hi

Can I speak to Jake with State Farm.


State Farm Memes,  Really Funny Pictures,  
    
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This baby kept turning around to hold my finger. If I moved it away he started screaming. Pretty sure we're bff now.
This baby kept turning around to hold my finger. If I moved it away he started screaming. Pretty sure we're bff now.

Memes,  Baby Funny,  
    
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woman: can you help us buckle this thing?

attendant: is it broken?

woman: i dunno fam the wle squad lit af rn we just ate a  brownie in the tsa line lmao
woman: can you help us buckle this thing?

attendant: is it broken?

woman: i dunno fam the wle squad lit af rn we just ate a brownie in the tsa line lmao


Memes,  Tsa Meme,  
    
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Exactly wha you want to see before your flight. Someone fixing the engine with duct tape.
Exactly wha you want to see before your flight. Someone fixing the engine with duct tape.

Memes,  Nervous Jokes,  
    
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seeing a towel head boarding my airplane

oh neptune.
seeing a towel head boarding my airplane

oh neptune.


Funny Spongebob Memes,  Racist Funny Jokes,  
    
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Theirs two things I can't stand, racial profiling and Arabs on my flight...
Theirs two things I can't stand, racial profiling and Arabs on my flight...

Racial Humor,  Racist Arab Jokes,  
    
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sitting next to two arabs on my flight

guess i'm not sleeping
sitting next to two arabs on my flight

guess i'm not sleeping


Racist Arab Jokes,  The Funny Racist Jokes,  
    
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I too know height discrimination

My legs get cramped on long flights
I too know height discrimination

My legs get cramped on long flights


Tall Guy Problems,  Giraffe Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Tall People,  
    
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The face you make to the flight attendant

When you want an exit-row seat
The face you make to the flight attendant

When you want an exit-row seat


Flying Jokes,  Tall Guy Problems,  Cute Kitten Memes,  
    
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Just a picture that a friend took of me from the airplane window
Just a picture that a friend took of me from the airplane window

Giraffe Jokes,  Tall Guy Problems,  
    
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What does a tall person do when they see an airplane coming? 

Duck.
What does a tall person do when they see an airplane coming?

Duck.


Tall People Insults,  Tall People Jokes,  
    
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It's okay....

I don't like being comfortable anyways.
It's okay....

I don't like being comfortable anyways.


Tall Guy Problems,  Tall Person Jokes,  Plane Jokes,  
    
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flight attendant on my gf's plane looks like he's about to announce some hunger games .
flight attendant on my gf's plane looks like he's about to announce some hunger games .

Hunger Games Meme,  Hunger Games Jokes,  Funny Roasting Jokes,  
    
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pe you have a safe, stab-free flight.
pe you have a safe, stab-free flight.

Flying Jokes,  Funny Farewell Sayings,  
    
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