Airplane Jokes

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Sorry sweetie I catch flights not feelings
Sorry sweetie I catch flights not feelings

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Me: I'm never flying Frontier or Spirit ever again!

email; Round trip to Miami for $60!!!

Me:
Me: I'm never flying Frontier or Spirit ever again!

email; Round trip to Miami for $60!!!

Me:


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Dear flight attendants,

If you see I'm asleep when you're serving snacks and drinks, please wake my ass up.

Sincerely,
I want my money's worth.
Dear flight attendants,

If you see I'm asleep when you're serving snacks and drinks, please wake my ass up.

Sincerely,
I want my money's worth.


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Tonight the flight attendant was saying his usual speech about putting larger bags in the overhead compartment & then said "I know u wanna show ur Gucci and Louis bags but we all know if they were actually real u wouldn't be flying Spirit" lmao
Tonight the flight attendant was saying his usual speech about putting larger bags in the overhead compartment & then said "I know u wanna show ur Gucci and Louis bags but we all know if they were actually real u wouldn't be flying Spirit" lmao

Memes,  Flying Jokes,  Travel Humor,  
    
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Me: I don't need an upgrade.

Also me:
Me: I don't need an upgrade.

Also me:


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I remember one time I flew spirit and there was a medical emergency and the flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard and this old man woke up from his nap and said 'Ain't no doctors flying Spirit"
I remember one time I flew spirit and there was a medical emergency and the flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard and this old man woke up from his nap and said 'Ain't no doctors flying Spirit"

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I thought this man was staring at me like a psychopath until I realized he put his glasses behind his head lol
I thought this man was staring at me like a psychopath until I realized he put his glasses behind his head lol

Memes,  Hilarious Pictures With Captions,  Humorous Pictures And Jokes,  
    
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My plane is here
My plane is here

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flight attendant: can i offer some free had pnes?

guy: definitely but w did you know my name is pnes
flight attendant: can i offer some free had pnes?

guy: definitely but w did you know my name is pnes


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"Exuse me, yall serve lean?
"Exuse me, yall serve lean?

Memes,  Future Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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I paid for in-flight wifi so I could tweet this immediately
I paid for in-flight wifi so I could tweet this immediately

Memes,  Wifi Memes,  
    
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When the guy behind you doesn't put his phone on airplane mode before takeoff
When the guy behind you doesn't put his phone on airplane mode before takeoff

Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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Please God do not let this flight be overbooked =
Please God do not let this flight be overbooked =

Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  Flying Jokes,  
    
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Jackie Chan

Wishing United Airlines would...
Jackie Chan

Wishing United Airlines would...


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Today on United Airlines
Today on United Airlines

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