Airplane Puns

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Ever since the movie Snakes on a Plane, I’ve heard more and more airplane jokes and what seems like endless puns. Most have been pretty cheesy or mostly just flew over my head (pun intended). If you’re a fan of the X-Men, you can always find them in first class.

The most popular ones might be the endless references to the mile high club. The fact that you even know what that means shows you’ve probably heard a few.

Here we have the best collection of airplane puns on the Internet. We’ve taken anything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Namaskar we are air India

We are always very down to Earth!
Namaskar we are air India

We are always very down to Earth!


Meme,  India Jokes,  Funny Silly Jokes,  
    
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When I hear about fat people being discriminated on airplanes etc

All I think is "Serves them right"
When I hear about fat people being discriminated on airplanes etc

All I think is "Serves them right"


Best Fat Joke,  Fat People Disses  
    
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Why did the child study on the airplane?

He wanted a higher education


Kids Funny Jokes,  Funniest Kid Jokes,  101 Jokes For Kids,  Studying Jokes,  
    
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If you ever get onto a plane and recognise a friend called Jack, dont shout Hi Jack!

Airplane Jokes,  Name Puns,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.

Airplane Jokes,  Clean Humor,  Latest Funny Jokes 2014  
    
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Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

Airplane Jokes,  Airport Jokes,  Food Puns,  
    
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Old pilots never die, they just get more turbulent.

Pilot Humor,  101 One Liners,  Flying Puns,  
    
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His model airplane hobby really took off.

Airplane Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Aviation Jokes  
    
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Did I tell you the one about the airplane?

Never mind it's over your head.


Airplane Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Aviation Jokes  
    
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Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.

Airplane Jokes,  Famous People Jokes,  Famous Puns,  
    
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if you masturbate on an airplane 

would it count as hi-jacking?
if you masturbate on an airplane

would it count as hi-jacking?


Masturbation Jokes,  Philosoraptor (theme),  Masturbation Meme  
    
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Q: How is Southwest Airlines capitalizing on Tiger Woods infidelty Hoes?

A: By introducing a special Tiger Woods rate where mistresses fly free!


Tiger Woods Jokes,  Plane Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?

Airplane Jokes,  101 One Liners,  Funny Thoughts To Ponder,  
    
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Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?

A. They figured they would wash up on shore!


John F Kennedy Jokes,  Clean Wife Jokes,  Ocean Puns  
    
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airline rivalry

it can get pretty  nasty
airline rivalry

it can get pretty nasty


Airplane Jokes,  Adult Puns,  
    
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