Alabama State Jokes

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"Sweet Home Alabama" there are millions of jokes surrounded by this famous state. Known for their strong southern accents, crazed sports fans, and often times their lack of a full set of teeth. They are screaming "Roll Tide" and their full of pride. We have gathered all of the Alabama State Jokes and put them all in one place. So no need to look any further they are all just a click away.

Meme's that will have you laughing uncontrollably as the jokes keep rolling in. We've got cheerleaders, football players, red necks and beer! Now what more can you ask for from this southern state. So sit back and listen to some honky tonk as you browse through our collection of the most hilarious Alabama jokes.
Visit Mississippi. The other Alabama.
Visit Mississippi. The other Alabama.

Jokes About Alabama,  Jokes About Mississippi,  
    
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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama cheerleaders in one room? 

A full set of teeth.
What do you get when you put 28 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Cheerleader Jokes,  
    
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I wear an Ole Miss shirt because I GRADUATED from there. YOU wear an Alabama shirt because you went to WalMart.
I wear an Ole Miss shirt because I GRADUATED from there. YOU wear an Alabama shirt because you went to WalMart.

Funny Ecards,  Walmart Humor,  Funny Graduation Ecards  
    
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Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Really? 

Yep, If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush"
Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Really?

Yep, If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush"


Jj Jameson Meme (theme),  Toothbrush Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you didn't go to Alabama?

Tell me how much better they are than the school I graduated from
Oh, you didn't go to Alabama?

Tell me how much better they are than the school I graduated from


Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  College Jokes One Liners  
    
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In Alabama..

...This guy is attractive
In Alabama..

...This guy is attractive


Jokes About Alabama,  Good Jokes For Kids,  Sloth Goonies  
    
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In Alabama it's illegal to dress-up as a priest.
In Alabama it's illegal to dress-up as a priest.

Funny Laws,  Law Jokes,  Priest Jokes,  
    
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Bet against Alabama they said

Michigan has a chance they said
Bet against Alabama they said

Michigan has a chance they said


Floyd Mayweather Meme,  Michigan State Jokes,  Gambling Jokes,  
    
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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 As and one B!

Jokes About Alabama,  Alabama Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you call a line of John Deere tractors going down the road?

A: The Alabama State Homecoming Parade.


John Deere Jokes,  Redneck Jokes One Liners,  University Jokes,  
    
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Q: How many Alabama fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: About 75,000. One to change the bulb, and 74,999 to stand around and talk about how great the old one used to be.


Alabama Jokes,  College Rivalry Jokes,  Light Bulbs Jokes  
    
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Q: What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?

A: The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair.


Jokes About Alabama,  Alabama Jokes  
    
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Q. Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios?

A. One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!


Sports Insults,  College Football Jokes  
    
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A new law recently passed in Alabama: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

Alabama Jokes,  Offensive Jokes,  Divorce Jokes,  
    
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