Alarm Clock Jokes

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When you set an alarm for 7:00 but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15, 7:20, 7:25 and 7:30
When you set an alarm for 7:00 but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15, 7:20, 7:25 and 7:30

Memes,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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Sorry I'm late alarm didnt go off because I didn't dee it because I don't like coming here
Sorry I'm late alarm didnt go off because I didn't dee it because I don't like coming here

Memes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 13 alarms and when I snooze each one of them
I hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 13 alarms and when I snooze each one of them

Memes,  Funny Dating Quotes,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Hearing an iPhone alarm clock go off activates my fight or flight instincts
Hearing an iPhone alarm clock go off activates my fight or flight instincts

Memes,  Iphone Humor,  
    
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Do u ever set 2 alarms for the morning where the first one is like 'im gonna make myself eggs for breakfast and look like a snack today' and the second one is like 'im gonna have to deal with a snack for breakfast and look like an egg today'
Do u ever set 2 alarms for the morning where the first one is like 'im gonna make myself eggs for breakfast and look like a snack today' and the second one is like 'im gonna have to deal with a snack for breakfast and look like an egg today'

Memes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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I'm listening to sad songs playlist.. Me staring at my phone knowing the alarm is about to go off
I'm listening to sad songs playlist..

Me staring at my phone knowing the alarm is about to go off

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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How dry is your phone? I'm paying $60 a month for an alarm clock
How dry is your phone?

I'm paying $60 a month for an alarm clock

Memes,  Loser Jokes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up
I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying
my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying

Memes,  Funny Travel Quotes,  
    
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When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got
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Lucy: Let’s see I have missed 123457 ETC.
Lucy: Lucy every morning
Lucy: Lucy
When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got

Memes,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  Jokes For Students,  
    
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When your alarm goes off & you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep
When your alarm goes off & you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep

Memes,  Hate Work Jokes,  Morning Memes,  
    
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When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job
When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job

Memes,  Hate Job Jokes,  Morning Jokes,  
    
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When you need that motivation to get out of bed in the morning
When you need that motivation to get out of bed in the morning

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning and you don;t think you'll ever make it on time
When you wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning and you don;t think you'll ever make it on time

Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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My hobbies include setting alarms I'll never wake up to That's my forte.
My hobbies include setting alarms I'll never wake up to

That's my forte.

Memes,  Hobby Jokes,  
    
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