Alarm Clock Jokes

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How dry is your phone?

I'm paying $60 a month for an alarm clock
How dry is your phone?

I'm paying $60 a month for an alarm clock


Memes,  Loser Jokes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up
I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying
my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying

Memes,  Funny Travel Quotes,  
    
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When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got
KAPPITS (3)
Lucy: Let’s see I have missed 123457 ETC.
Lucy: Lucy every morning
Lucy: Lucy
When your alarm go off in the morning and you start counting how many absences you got

Memes,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  Jokes For Students,  
    
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When your alarm goes off & you have to go to work because you  didn't die in your sleep
When your alarm goes off & you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep

Memes,  Hate Work Jokes,  Morning Memes,  
    
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When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job
When your alarm goes off and you sit there contemplating how much you need your job

Memes,  Hate Job Jokes,  Morning Jokes,  
    
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When you need that motivation to get out of bed in the morning
When you need that motivation to get out of bed in the morning

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning and you don;t think you'll ever make it on time
When you wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning and you don;t think you'll ever make it on time

Memes,  Tv Show Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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My hobbies include setting alarms I'll never wake up to

That's my forte.
My hobbies include setting alarms I'll never wake up to

That's my forte.


Memes,  Hobby Jokes,  
    
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When you wake up & check your phone to see how much time left you got to sleep, but its a minute right before your alarm is suppose to ring
When you wake up & check your phone to see how much time left you got to sleep, but its a minute right before your alarm is suppose to ring

Memes,  When You Meme,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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When your alarm goes off in the morning and you realise you hate education
When your alarm goes off in the morning and you realise you hate education

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Education,  
    
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When your alarm's going off and you wanna smash it into smithereens, but it's your phone, and you kinda need it
When your alarm's going off and you wanna smash it into smithereens, but it's your phone, and you kinda need it

Memes,  Funny Morning Jokes,  
    
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When the alarm goes off and you sit on the side of your bed and think, is living paycheck to paycheck worth it?
When the alarm goes off and you sit on the side of your bed and think, is living paycheck to paycheck worth it?

Memes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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Alarm goes off

Me: Just sleep 20 more mins

Me: How about 30 more mins

Me: Just skip wrk

Me: just quit your job
Alarm goes off

Me: Just sleep 20 more mins

Me: How about 30 more mins

Me: Just skip wrk

Me: just quit your job


Memes,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  Tired Meme,  
    
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When your alarm goes off & you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep
When your alarm goes off & you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep

Memes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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