Do u ever set 2 alarms for the morning where the first one is like 'im gonna make myself eggs for breakfast and look like a snack today' and the second one is like 'im gonna have to deal with a snack for breakfast and look like an egg today'
my dad's mate overslept his alarm and had to get on a flight within an ur so he sved all the clothes on his bed into his suitcase, but when he got to the airport he found out he'd packed his ing cat ahahahahaha i'm not even lying