Alaska State Jokes

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Q: How do you know you are in Alaska?

A: When you pull up to a red light, you roll up your windows!


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Q: Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alaska State Lottery?

A: The winner gets $4 a year for a million years.


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Q: What do both Alaska fans and maggots have in common?

A: They can both live off a dead bear for years.


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Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alaska ?

A. Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.


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Q: How many Alaska fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: About 75,000. One to change the bulb, and 74,999 to stand around and talk about how great the old one used to be.


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What is the capital of Alaska?
(Oh, Juneau this one!)


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Sarah Palin quit being governor of Alaska. Glad someone in the family knows how to pull out. -- David Feldman

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