Alcohol Jokes

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Alcohol is known to sometimes make people overly friendly; feel invincible and sometimes drunk text an ex. The jokes you will find in this section will cover all of that and more.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral alcohol jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Since we are always adding new content to this section we invite you to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes and articles please be so kind as to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Me after smelling a bottle and remembering everything I went through last time I drank
Me after smelling a bottle and remembering everything I went through last time I drank

Memes,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm not gonna get TOO drink tonight

Me 20 minutes later:
Me: I'm not gonna get TOO drink tonight

Me 20 minutes later:


Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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There was a guy at the gym drinking a four loko with Timbs on
There was a guy at the gym drinking a four loko with Timbs on

Memes,  Gym Memes,  
    
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Still don't know how I got away with a huge flask as my prom clutch
Still don't know how I got away with a huge flask as my prom clutch

Memes,  Prom Meme,  
    
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If I ever got the money back I've spend on alcohol
If I ever got the money back I've spend on alcohol

Memes,  Money Memes,  
    
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Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout
Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When a party has an open bar vs. when a party doesn't have an open bar
When a party has an open bar vs. when a party doesn't have an open bar

Memes,  Party Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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If 2016 was a beer
If 2016 was a beer

Memes,  Funny Beer Sayings,  Jokes For 2016,  
    
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Me trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest percentage
Me trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest percentage

Memes,  Wine Meme,  Cheap People Jokes,  
    
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when you're ed up but your friends legit don't care if you die and keep making you drinks
when you're ed up but your friends legit don't care if you die and keep making you drinks

Memes,  Funny Drunk Pictures,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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this guy dressed up as his mom to buy alcol
this guy dressed up as his mom to buy alcol

Memes,  Dress-up Jokes,  Jokes About Teenagers,  
    
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why is the 

always gone
why is the

always gone


Rum Jokes,  Jack Sparrow Meme,  
    
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When you and bae are hungry but you've had a long day at the office

I'm cooking.
When you and bae are hungry but you've had a long day at the office

I'm cooking.


Memes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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when all the drugs & alcol hit you at once and you have to get away from everyone to concentrate on not dying
when all the drugs & alcol hit you at once and you have to get away from everyone to concentrate on not dying

Memes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when the  sts you bought her start paying off
when the sts you bought her start paying off

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Channing Tatum Jokes,  
    
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