Alcohol Jokes

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Alcohol is known to sometimes make people overly friendly; feel invincible and sometimes drunk text an ex. The jokes you will find in this section will cover all of that and more.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral alcohol jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Since we are always adding new content to this section we invite you to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes and articles please be so kind as to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Not to brag or anything but..I don't need alcohol to send texts that I'll end up regretting.
Not to brag or anything but..I don't need alcohol to send texts that I'll end up regretting.

Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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i once watched a youtube video of a guy reviewing a scotch while his gf packed her and left him in the background
i once watched a youtube video of a guy reviewing a scotch while his gf packed her and left him in the background

Memes,  Youtube Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'll do anything to cure my insomnia." Expert: "Limit caffeine or alcohol or screen time." Me: "I shall forever suffer in the cruel, incurable grasp of insomnia."
Me: I'll do anything to cure my insomnia."

Expert: "Limit caffeine or alcohol or screen time."

Me: "I shall forever suffer in the cruel, incurable grasp of insomnia."

Memes,  Funny Insomnia Quotes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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3 hours after your bestie says they will only have "one" margarita
3 hours after your bestie says they will only have "one" margarita

Memes,  Funny Drinking Images,  Funny Best Friend Jokes,  
    
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Guys in college put a single empty bottle of Smirnoff Ice on a shelf and think they're an interior decorator
Guys in college put a single empty bottle of Smirnoff Ice on a shelf and think they're an interior decorator

Memes,  College Funny Jokes,  
    
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It's 90 degrees outside. Keep your pumpkin spice away from my margarita
It's 90 degrees outside. Keep your pumpkin spice away from my margarita

Memes,  Pumpkin Spice Meme,  End Of Summer Jokes,  
    
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How am I supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 A four loko is like $3 or sumtn
How am I supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

A four loko is like $3 or sumtn

Memes,  Summer Jokes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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Learn something new everyday Wow I really be poring 12 ounces of liquor smh
Learn something new everyday

Wow I really be poring 12 ounces of liquor smh

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Cup Jokes,  
    
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Me after smelling a bottle and remembering everything I went through last time I drank
Me after smelling a bottle and remembering everything I went through last time I drank

Memes,  Drinking Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm not gonna get TOO drink tonight Me 20 minutes later:
Me: I'm not gonna get TOO drink tonight

Me 20 minutes later:

Memes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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There was a guy at the gym drinking a four loko with Timbs on
There was a guy at the gym drinking a four loko with Timbs on

Memes,  Gym Memes,  
    
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Still don't know how I got away with a huge flask as my prom clutch
Still don't know how I got away with a huge flask as my prom clutch

Memes,  Prom Meme,  
    
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If I ever got the money back I've spend on alcohol
If I ever got the money back I've spend on alcohol

Memes,  Money Memes,  
    
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Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard Inner me: Blackout
Me: It's your first night out in a while don't go too hard

Inner me: Blackout

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When a party has an open bar vs. when a party doesn't have an open bar
When a party has an open bar vs. when a party doesn't have an open bar

Memes,  Party Memes,  Funny Comparison Jokes,  
    
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