Alcohol Jokes

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Alcohol is known to sometimes make people overly friendly; feel invincible and sometimes drunk text an ex. The jokes you will find in this section will cover all of that and more.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral alcohol jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Since we are always adding new content to this section we invite you to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, memes and articles please be so kind as to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Me trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest percentage
Me trying to find the cheapest wine with the highest percentage

Memes,  Wine Meme,  Cheap People Jokes,  
    
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when you're ed up but your friends legit don't care if you die and keep making you drinks
when you're ed up but your friends legit don't care if you die and keep making you drinks

Memes,  Funny Drunk Pictures,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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this guy dressed up as his mom to buy alcol
this guy dressed up as his mom to buy alcol

Memes,  Dress-up Jokes,  Jokes About Teenagers,  
    
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why is the 

always gone
why is the

always gone


Rum Jokes,  Jack Sparrow Meme,  
    
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When you and bae are hungry but you've had a long day at the office

I'm cooking.
When you and bae are hungry but you've had a long day at the office

I'm cooking.


Memes,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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when all the drugs & alcol hit you at once and you have to get away from everyone to concentrate on not dying
when all the drugs & alcol hit you at once and you have to get away from everyone to concentrate on not dying

Memes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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when the  sts you bought her start paying off
when the sts you bought her start paying off

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Channing Tatum Jokes,  
    
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russians be like

i can handle all my liquor
russians be like

i can handle all my liquor


Racist Russian Jokes,  Liquor Jokes,  
    
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determination 

russians never give up why suld you?
determination

russians never give up why suld you?


Racist Russian Jokes,  Vodka Jokes,  
    
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#TBT Miss coming home from school and drinking these
#TBT Miss coming home from school and drinking these

Memes,  Throwback Thursday Meme,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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When your BFF keeps making you drinks and each ones stronger than the last...
When your BFF keeps making you drinks and each ones stronger than the last...

Memes,  Bff Meme,  Best Drinking Jokes,  
    
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is alcol forbidden in islam 

because many arabs are already brain damaged by nature?
is alcol forbidden in islam

because many arabs are already brain damaged by nature?


Nature Jokes,  Racist Arab Jokes,  
    
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tonight we dine

on smurf tears
tonight we dine

on smurf tears


Smurf Jokes,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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if i have two bottles of goose

is it geese?
if i have two bottles of goose

is it geese?


Jokes Drinking,  Goose Puns,  
    
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always wear a kilt to the pub.

it helps you remember which end is up.
always wear a kilt to the pub.

it helps you remember which end is up.


Best Drunk Jokes,  
    
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