Alcoholic Jokes

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Yesterday I saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said "Malibu" and thought damn she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and I am, in face, the alcoholic
Yesterday I saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said "Malibu" and thought damn she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and I am, in face, the alcoholic

Memes,  Jokes About California,  
    
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When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol
When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol

Memes,  Hobby Jokes,  
    
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i don;t know why everyone is so excited for the eclipse. no one gives a when i black out and that happens every weekend.
i don;t know why everyone is so excited for the eclipse. no one gives a when i black out and that happens every weekend.

Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  Weekend Humor,  
    
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Walked into my 1st AA meeting like...
Walked into my 1st AA meeting like...

Memes,  Shoe Memes,  
    
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When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend
When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend

Memes,  Drinking Jokes,  Funny Weekend Thoughts,  
    
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Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol" Me:
Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol"

Me:

Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem

Memes,  Funny Cat Pictures With Captions,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  
    
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me: i'm never drinking again inner me: we both know that's a ing lie
me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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when you go back to the same liquor store twice in one day because you and your lowlife friends have a problem hi, me again
when you go back to the same liquor store twice in one day because you and your lowlife friends have a problem

hi, me again

Memes,  Joker Meme,  
    
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-daddy, why do you get drunk every night? -because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing
-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing

Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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when your dad is an alcolic and spent all your scol supplies money on
when your dad is an alcolic and spent all your scol supplies money on

Memes,  Funny Back To School Jokes,  
    
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"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"
"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"

Memes,  Birthday Party Jokes,  
    
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"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long" 4 hours later:
"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:

Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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i'm not an alcolic i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate
i'm not an alcolic

i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate

Best Drinking Jokes,  Jack Sparrow Meme,  
    
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person: "if you you wouldn't drink much you wouldn't be so hungover all the time." me:
person: "if you you wouldn't drink much you wouldn't be so hungover all the time."

me:

Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  Hide The Pain Harold,  
    
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