Alcoholic Jokes

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-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing
-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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when your dad is an alcolic and spent all your scol supplies money on
when your dad is an alcolic and spent all your scol supplies money on

Memes,  Funny Back To School Jokes,  
    
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"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"
"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"

Memes,  Birthday Party Jokes,  
    
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"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:
"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Arrested Jokes,  
    
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i'm not an alcolic

i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate
i'm not an alcolic

i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate


Best Drinking Jokes,  Jack Sparrow Meme,  
    
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person: "if you you wouldn't drink much you wouldn't be so hungover all the time."

me:
person: "if you you wouldn't drink much you wouldn't be so hungover all the time."

me:


Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  Hide The Pain Harold,  
    
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me: ok i'm having a lowkey night maybe just on drink

*4 and 1/2 seconds later*

me:
me: ok i'm having a lowkey night maybe just on drink

*4 and 1/2 seconds later*

me:


Memes,  Funny Drinking Images,  
    
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Me: I'm not gna drink for a while

*gets a text message

"wyd tonight"

Me:
Me: I'm not gna drink for a while

*gets a text message

"wyd tonight"

Me:


Memes,  Best Drinking Jokes,  
    
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Friend: "I think you've got a drinking problem."

Me: "No. I can drink that. N problem."
Friend: "I think you've got a drinking problem."

Me: "No. I can drink that. N problem."


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  
    
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my liver: stop drinking

me: new pne w dis?
my liver: stop drinking

me: new pne w dis?


Memes,  Funny Drinking Quotes,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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girl: "i'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha"

cat: whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcol problem stephanie"

girl: "what"

cat: "meow"
girl: "i'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha"

cat: whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcol problem stephanie"

girl: "what"

cat: "meow"


Memes,  Funny Cat Sayings,  Wine Memes,  
    
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when your friends don't even ask if you want to drink anymore they just kinda sw up cuz you a low key alcolic
when your friends don't even ask if you want to drink anymore they just kinda sw up cuz you a low key alcolic

Memes,  Jokes Drinking,  
    
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guy: do you serve ?

waitress: yes, but it's 8am

guy: thanks mom. w bout you just keep bringing us drinks until we p the  out?
guy: do you serve ?

waitress: yes, but it's 8am

guy: thanks mom. w bout you just keep bringing us drinks until we p the out?


Memes,  Waitress Meme,  
    
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when u wake up feeling fine after drinking heavy amounts of alcol bc ur an alcolic
when u wake up feeling fine after drinking heavy amounts of alcol bc ur an alcolic

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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search all the bars in new york
former nfl quarterback johnny manziel missing in new york

search all the bars in new york


Bar Jokes,  Johnny Manziel Jokes,  
    
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