Alcoholic Jokes

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Me: *cracks a cold one with the boys* Everyone at the AA meeting:
Me: *cracks a cold one with the boys*

Everyone at the AA meeting:

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Me every day vs me on St. Patrick's Day
Me every day vs me on St. Patrick's Day

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St Patrick's Day I just 4/20 for alcoholics
St Patrick's Day I just 4/20 for alcoholics

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I only buy things at bars because I don't know what to do with my hands but then I get anxious I'm holding it for too long and drink it all and have to buy another cause I don't know what to do with my hands again
I only buy things at bars because I don't know what to do with my hands but then I get anxious I'm holding it for too long and drink it all and have to buy another cause I don't know what to do with my hands again

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Wow I've been pouring 12oz of liquor every time
Wow I've been pouring 12oz of liquor every time

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Shout out to the 2018 employee of the year
Shout out to the 2018 employee of the year

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Friends; You need to drink less Me:
Friends; You need to drink less

Me:

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Apart from going our and becoming an alcoholic what else is there to do when you're single
Apart from going our and becoming an alcoholic what else is there to do when you're single

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I had no idea you could but this, I've been just using alcohol
I had no idea you could but this, I've been just using alcohol

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Yesterday I saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said "Malibu" and thought damn she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and I am, in face, the alcoholic
Yesterday I saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said "Malibu" and thought damn she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and I am, in face, the alcoholic

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When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol
When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol

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i don;t know why everyone is so excited for the eclipse. no one gives a when i black out and that happens every weekend.
i don;t know why everyone is so excited for the eclipse. no one gives a when i black out and that happens every weekend.

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Walked into my 1st AA meeting like...
Walked into my 1st AA meeting like...

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When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend
When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend

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Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol" Me:
Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol"

Me:

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