Alcoholic Jokes

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Walked into my 1st AA meeting like...
Walked into my 1st AA meeting like...

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When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend
When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend

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Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol"

Me:
Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol"

Me:


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Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem

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me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie
me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie


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when you go back to the same liquor store twice in one day because you and your lowlife friends have a problem

hi, me again
when you go back to the same liquor store twice in one day because you and your lowlife friends have a problem

hi, me again


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-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing
-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing


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when your dad is an alcolic and spent all your scol supplies money on
when your dad is an alcolic and spent all your scol supplies money on

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"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"
"do not take that 8th st... you're at a 5 yr olds birthday party"

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"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:
"I'll go to happy hour, but I'm not staying long"

4 hours later:


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i'm not an alcolic

i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate
i'm not an alcolic

i've just got a lot of reasons to celebrate


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person: "if you you wouldn't drink much you wouldn't be so hungover all the time."

me:
person: "if you you wouldn't drink much you wouldn't be so hungover all the time."

me:


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me: ok i'm having a lowkey night maybe just on drink

*4 and 1/2 seconds later*

me:
me: ok i'm having a lowkey night maybe just on drink

*4 and 1/2 seconds later*

me:


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Me: I'm not gna drink for a while

*gets a text message

"wyd tonight"

Me:
Me: I'm not gna drink for a while

*gets a text message

"wyd tonight"

Me:


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Friend: "I think you've got a drinking problem."

Me: "No. I can drink that. N problem."
Friend: "I think you've got a drinking problem."

Me: "No. I can drink that. N problem."


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