Alcoholic Jokes

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Wow I've been pouring 12oz of liquor every time
Wow I've been pouring 12oz of liquor every time

Memes,  Liquor Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny,  
    
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Shout out to the 2018 employee of the year
Shout out to the 2018 employee of the year

Memes,  Liver Jokes,  
    
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Friends; You need to drink less

Me:
Friends; You need to drink less

Me:


Memes,  Drinking Jokes,  Funny Clever Pictures,  
    
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Apart from going our and becoming an alcoholic what else is there to do when you're single
Apart from going our and becoming an alcoholic what else is there to do when you're single

Memes,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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I had no idea you could but this, I've been just using alcohol
I had no idea you could but this, I've been just using alcohol

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Yesterday I saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said "Malibu" and thought damn she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and I am, in face, the alcoholic
Yesterday I saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said "Malibu" and thought damn she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and I am, in face, the alcoholic

Memes,  Jokes About California,  
    
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When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol
When someone asks what you do for fun and you're trying to think of an answer that doesn't involve alcohol

Memes,  Hobby Jokes,  
    
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i don;t know why everyone is so excited for the eclipse. no one gives a  when i black out and that happens every weekend.
i don;t know why everyone is so excited for the eclipse. no one gives a when i black out and that happens every weekend.

Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  Weekend Humor,  
    
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Walked into my 1st AA meeting like...
Walked into my 1st AA meeting like...

Memes,  Shoe Memes,  
    
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When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend
When ur one beer away from blacking out and u see yourself in the mirror and wonder why u do this every weekend

Memes,  Drinking Jokes,  Funny Weekend Thoughts,  
    
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Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol"

Me:
Therapist: "You've gotta learn to feel your emotions instead masking then with drugs and alcohol"

Me:


Memes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem

Memes,  Funny Cat Pictures With Captions,  Funny Pet Pictures With Captions,  
    
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me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie
me: i'm never drinking again

inner me: we both know that's a ing lie


Memes,  Funny Drinking Sayings,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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when you go back to the same liquor store twice in one day because you and your lowlife friends have a problem

hi, me again
when you go back to the same liquor store twice in one day because you and your lowlife friends have a problem

hi, me again


Memes,  Joker Meme,  
    
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-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing
-daddy, why do you get drunk every night?

-because i survived being an adult after a long day and that's amazing


Memes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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