I only buy things at bars because I don't know what to do with my hands but then I get anxious I'm holding it for too long and drink it all and have to buy another cause I don't know what to do with my hands again
Yesterday I saw a girl walking around with a sweatshirt that said "Malibu" and thought damn she's an alcoholic, until I remembered it's a place and I am, in face, the alcoholic