Alien Jokes

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Me trying to wake up this morning
Me trying to wake up this morning

Memes,  Funny Relatable Pictures,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Alien: Where am I?

Me: Earth. America.

Alien. Take me to your leader

Me: ...You sure?

Alien: Yes.

Me:
Alien: Where am I?

Me: Earth. America.

Alien. Take me to your leader

Me: ...You sure?

Alien: Yes.

Me:


Memes,  Jokes About America,  
    
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when you just want to chill, get stoned and watch some tv
when you just want to chill, get stoned and watch some tv

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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I ain't even from here
I ain't even from here

Memes,  Voting Memes,  Political Jokes 2016,  
    
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I was on Google Earth when I found this floating piece of land... Aliens
I was on Google Earth when I found this floating piece of land... Aliens

Google Earth Jokes,  Most Funny Picture,  
    
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I was on Google Earth when I found this floating piece of land... Aliens
I was on Google Earth when I found this floating piece of land... Aliens

Google Earth Jokes,  Most Funny Picture,  
    
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I was on Google Earth when I found this floating piece of land... Aliens
I was on Google Earth when I found this floating piece of land... Aliens

Google Earth Jokes,  Most Funny Picture,  
    
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How Do You Get A Baby Alien To Sleep?

You rocket.
How Do You Get A Baby Alien To Sleep?

You rocket.


Good Kids Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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when it's 2:00am but you have a good meme idea.
when it's 2:00am but you have a good meme idea.

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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What if the aliens gave Galileo his telescopes

So that he can watch them clearly in the night skies?
What if the aliens gave Galileo his telescopes

So that he can watch them clearly in the night skies?


Galileo Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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When your human suit malfunctions and you have to return to your home planet.
When your human suit malfunctions and you have to return to your home planet.

Memes,  Ted Cruz Meme,  
    
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when bae is ugly as  but that's ok cuz you are too and that's love
when bae is ugly as but that's ok cuz you are too and that's love

Memes,  Ugly People Jokes,  Funny Love Memes,  
    
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Tex-aterrestrial
Tex-aterrestrial

Hat Puns,  Cowboy Humor,  
    
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The weather in New Mexico?!

It could be controlled by alien technology...
The weather in New Mexico?!

It could be controlled by alien technology...


Weather Jokes,  New Mexico Jokes,  Ancient Aliens Meme (theme),  
    
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I'll have you know, I've been to Roswell twice,

And have yet to be abducted.
I'll have you know, I've been to Roswell twice,

And have yet to be abducted.


New Mexico Jokes,  Spongebob Memes,  
    
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